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Sorry if any of these come across as confusing or mean it's just hard to write down what I have in my head.——————
Things Woojin would say, I think.
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"I am your mother...fam"
"When you tryna be hip with thy children"
"I cry over Jeongin's cuteness at least 10 times a day"
"*cue heavenly signing*"
"Felix be quiet before I smack your ass back to Australia"
*Jisung just wakes up*
"Damn Jisung... you look like a fucking rat!""I want to cry, Jeongin will get rid of his braces one day..."
"DJJDIDJRJFOEODI CHICKEN"
"Babe, shut up"
"I bet one of the members has like a Coke shrine somewhere in this house or something"