TordTom OneShots

Drunk Tord

Tord was in a bad mood and had went to a bar. And he had just came back. This took place in the living room, which means that Edd and Matt were also there. And this takes place after the incident. Where they forgive him and I guess things go back to normal??

3rd POV
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Tord had slammed the door open and had stepped into the living room and had still had an empty bottle in his hands, "Ah,~ AHHHHHHHHH" Tord had made a moaning noice as he danced into the living room, "Jesus, is this what you have to get into when I get drunk?" Tom had asked Edd, "No, you go straight to your room usually. And you don't MOAN UNCONTROLLABLY" Edd had screamed in annoyance at Tord's actions. "We got the coca cola bottle shake shake shake~" Tord had sang dancing around the room with one of Edd's soda cans, "YOU PUT THAT BACK IN THE DAMN FRIDGE OR I WILL KILL YOU" Edd had screamed. Damn, Edd has always been this scary when someone takes his coke without his permission. Matt literally tried so hard to get out of the problem but Tord kept blocking the way to the apartment exit, "Ugh!" Matt had pouted in defeat. "Who wants to hear some songs!" Tord had exclaimed with his thick Norweighan accent. "Eh, just don't get carried away" Tom said getting his phone out, Tord had grabbed Tom's phone and put it in the cabinet. "Oh baby you know I can get carried away ;)))))))" Tord had explained making some sexual moves. Edd had stopped getting fumed because of how sexual Tord was acting to Tom and it just made him burst out laughing. "YOU NEED JESUS" Tom had screamed, "Oh I'll be in heaven when I'm inside of you all night ;)))))))))" Tord had drunkily said flicking his tounge back and fourth, "DUDE NO THATS GAY" Tom had screamed in disgust, "YOU KNOW YOU'RE QUEAR TOM. YOU KNOW YOU WANT MY DICK UP YOUR REAR" Tord had screamed in all honesty. Edd couldn't take it anymore. He was a crying mess, he was laughing so hard that Matt was not even caring about how Tord was seducing Tom. But how Edd looked like he was about to die, "PLEASE SING THE SONGS TORD" Edd could say in a sentence as he was laughing.

All of these are going to be parodies. Please just sing them out to yourself. Don't worry, I'm gonna credit the songs.

"Ahem" Tord had said getting his phone out than putting a karaoke for Boomx4

He then started to form lyrics
"
Boom Boom Boom Boom
My dicks a good harpoon
I want an image of Tom's butthole I'm gonna put it on zoom
Boom boom boom boom
I want to go vroom vroom
I'll fuck Tom hard and also, give him a, Japanese highschool girl costume!"

And than the music had went on full ear rape and he had started to dance. Edd was on his verge. Matt had started to laugh, and Tom was just scared. VERY SCARED!

He then put another song that was called I do adore. And when the ukulele had started he had started singing with his drunken manly voice,

"
Everything you do it makes my gun reach higher than the moon, from your face to your thighs you threw a harpoon, that striked my robot on fire. When I see you I get a lustful face and i just want to show you places~. Space just isn't my forteigh but it brings me to my knees when you say, "Fuck you, you commie fuck. Why not end it, today?" It makes me wanna fuck you even more. I thought I only jacked off to hentai but not anymore. Cause every little thing you do I do, adore. ;))) "

Then he had ended it with a "yay"

The noice in the house got so loud that the neighbors started to get worried, "Hey what's with all the racket?!" Eduardo said storming out of his house. Mark had followed behind him, "Sounds like laughing" Mark had said, "Oh wow I totally didn't know that" Eduardo made a sarcastic girl-ish tone, "Well, you probably didn't" Mark had exclaimed. "What?"

"Nothing" Mark had replied with a smile.

A few minutes of eternal suffering for Tom, Tord had passed out. Tom was the one that had to pull him into his apartment that he had rented next to Toms. He had took the key from Tord's pocket and had luckily got him onto his bed. He was about to leave when a hand had grabbed his arm, "And where do you think you're going Tommie???~~~" Tord had asked Tom

GOD DAMNIT. HE WAS FAKING. I SHOULD'VE KNOWN. FUCK

((And then I think you know what they did ;)))))