TordTom OneShots

Hotel Hell

This has something to do with surprising quest. Sjgsjsvsjsh :), this will actually be a pretty big oneshot I think. I'll have parts like the 2nd and 3rd and so on. This part doesn't have that much TordTom but the next will I promise

Tord's POV
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Tom and I were looking at our old bags from highschool in the basement. Nudging each other and cackling about remembering when we were in Norway. I didn't have moments with Tom where we actually got along often, since you know. We fight an awful lot.

I dig my arms into my bag to find a box. Pulling it up to see what it was, Tom was also staring at me acting out. As our eyes went wide at the sight, it was a box. The box, the one a familiar being had gave me, I opened it back up again. Tom, also being oblivious to what was in the box, had turned wide eyed at the same tiny box of condoms I had seen in my arms. Tom and I turned to each other, "I feel as if there's something else in the box" He stated. I decided to go through Tom's words and open it up, condoms were seen. But there was also a red envelope, I pulled it out and placed the box on the basement ground. "Should we open it?" I asked, I could tell he was curious. So he nodded hesitantly, I slowly opened the envelope for it to fall out of my hands and pop out. Confetti had been thrown on our faces, we then focused our eyes on the message.

"Yay!!! You guys are congratulated to be one of my favorite couples.

You are invited to my hotel only given to my favorites of people,

Tord Lawson and Thomas Thomson!

You can invite any group of people with you! You will be staying there for 6 months! Giving to you the best of hospitality. From cuisine to rooms.

Don't resist :)

Expiration date - Never

Your favorite devil, Salwa"

We also noticed that the envelope was decorated with ribbons of red and blue. We stayed there for a while, "We should go" I blurt out, "Are you sure this would be a good thing to do? I mean, we aren't even a couple anymore." Tom hesitantly questioned me. I nodded my head, "This is the devil for Christ's sake! We'll never know what good stuff Salwa has!" I spoke out a little bit too enthusiastic, "Well. We should tell Edd and Matt, maybe let them come with" Tom stood up as he grabbed the now big letter taking it up the stairs, "I'm inviting Pau and Pat!" I yelled walking up the stairs behind him taking out my phone and dialing my 2 friends to come to hear the news, also telling them to pack up their stuff.

I close the door to the basement behind as I look at Tom who was waiting for me to explain with him as Edd and Matt sat on the couch confused on why there was a big letter.

I heard the doorbell surprisingly ring  running to the front door and pulling Pau and Pat in with their luggage trailing behind them. I sat them next to Edd and Matt, "What's going on?" Edd confusingly asked, "Well, Tord and I were looking through our highschool bags. And in highschool, when we were a thing... Satan, also known as Salwa, had given him a box. I'm not going to mention what was also in the box,,, but there was a letter. And it invites us to a hotel for 6 months, and it has no expiration date so me and Tord had decided for us to go. Also bringing you 4 along" Tom summarized it up, "But why do you think we'd join you" Pau questioned, "Because we're telling you to, and you know.... They might have some chicken nugge-" "I'm in" Pau cut Tom off as I chuckled. "Me and Matt will pack I guess..." Edd lazily said pulling Matt up to their rooms to pack up. Tom and I had ran up to our own rooms to get our stuff.

I opened my room taking my bag and sluggishly packing my clothes, putting some hentai manga in and some of my guns as well. I zipped it up, put it on my back and ran back down, to see everyone else ready already, well, except Matt. Who was looking at some pictures and asking himself which one to bring, I quickly point to a random one, tell him to bring that one, and he did so folding it nicely and putting it in his pocket, kissing good bye to his other photos, "So when are we gonna go?" Pat looked at us as he asked, we then looked underneath our legs and onto the floor. To see a random hole, Matt mouthed an 'oh' before we all fell down to our feet, well except Matt, who fell on his face to the ground. But was stopped and just floated there, "NOT THE FACE!!!" He screamed. Until he opened his eyes to notice that he didn't fall and quickly stood up on his feet, "I have been expecting you!" We heard a voice echo to see ourselves in a breathtaking lobby. Until a figure had appeared in front of us, "for 9 years" The figure then pointed out as me and Tom knew it was obviously Salwa. "Well, you did say it had no expiration date and- HOLY PONY EATING MACARONI THIS PLACE IS VERY PRETTY!" Tom replied screaming in awe. "I did say I would give you the best~" Satan stated reminding us of what we read in the envelope. "Well, after you've been shown to your rooms, I'll give you a tour." Salwa gave out snapping her fingers for us to notice Lucifer come out. "Lucifer, would you be helpful and show our guests their rooms" she snickered out. I covered my mouth trying not to laugh at Lucifer's ridiculous clothing, as the others laughed their asses out. Tom being the loudest, "What's so funny?!" Lucifer screamed, looking down as his face turned a dark shade of red as he covered himself. Not knowing he was in a maid outfit, "It's not funny!" Lucifer screamed in embarrassment, "Now now, these are our guests" Satan reminded, making one of the most malicious and evil grins I've ever seen on a face. Lucifer sighed as he walked us to the next floor, while the others continued laughing, as I joined the echoing laughter.

We stopped laughing when Lucifer (in a maid outfit) opened some grand doors to this enormous room, "This is where you'll be staying" Lucifer walked in shockingly fitting because of the high roof. We stopped laughing and started to walk around the place, there were separate gigantic spaces labeled with our names, "Pau and Pat will stay there, Edd and Matt will go over there, and Tord and Tom will be there" Lucifer gave out as he pointed me and Tom to as I could see, a bigger place than all the others were in. I turned my backs to see that the 4 had already left, Lucifer passed me a bunch of keys for me to give out later, and left the grand place.

This was a good idea

I thought to myself as I followed Tom into our own part.