Musical Theatre Quotes That Sound Weird Without (and possibly with) Context

Quote #1

I don't know what I'm doing with my life.

"Everyone hates his parents. That's in the Torah, it's what history shows. In fact, God said to Moses: Moses, everyone hates his parents. That's how it is!" And God knew because God hated His"

—Falsettos

Oh, yes, what better way to start this weird ass thing with some good old Falsettos.

I haven't heard that many musicals so you guys can also send be your weird quotes without context! If anyone ever reads this lmao.