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kayley.porterr: the cacti are thorny and dangerous just like me 😫😤
tanamongeau: when the fuck are you coming back to vegas we need to shoot together hoe
user1: shes really pretty i see u billie pullin hoes 😤
kayley.porterr: @tanamongeau soon my dear, soon
wherearetheavocados: i fucking hate this caption but its okay cuz ur cool
kayley.porterr: @wherearetheavocados oh okay i see how it is 😠😤
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billie dms kayley
wherearetheavocados: do i recognize you from somewhere?
kayley.porterr: well, im on youtube
you might know me from there?wherearetheavocados: WAIT I DO KNOW YOU FROM THERE
YOURE ONE OF THOSE DUMB BLONDE BITCHES THAT TELL STORYTIME VIDEOS RIGHTkayley.porterr: first of all, ow
second of all
i dont make storytime videos i make vlogs with like corinna and david but i am friends with a lot of storytime youtubers
and we're not dumb we actually work really harfwherearetheavocados: well if you aren't dumb then you wouldnt have just said harf instead of hard
and you are blondekayley.porterr: oof
wherearetheavocados: WAIT DONT GO IM JUST KIDDING
I MESS WITH EVERYONE IM SORRYkayley.porterr: dont worry bill i wasnt fonna go anyway
wherearetheavocadosb: fonna
kayley.porterr: bye
YOU ARE READING
BOOGIE € BILLIE EILISH
Fanfictionbillie really loves that song, and it just so happens that kayley does too. gxg #4 in billie social media fic (lower case intended)