The Heart Five

Chapter 4: The Heart Five's List

"Axent, your loose and small clothing, your pillow (even if it is your weapon), and your levitating," father sighs. "You know what, never mind. You look eccentric and I think it will really get the attention of the ladies (specially that hairstyle)."

"Thanks father," Axent takes effort to raise his thumb.

"As for you, Zorg," father pats him in the head. "Breathe-breathe, remember your training, inhale and exhale, this is nothing like agoraphobia, social phobia, xenophobia, and panic stage anxiety. Accept the fact that you are going to a HUGE,"

Zorg starts to tremble.

"IMPORTANT,"

Zorg drops his jaws.

"EXTRAVAGANT,"

Zorg turns pale.

"REAL ESSENTIAL BEING PARTY," father talks while complementing us girls with a thumb up. "There is nothing to worry about okay... shit..."

Foams start forming from Zorg's mouth.

"Goddamnit, I'm really not cut for babysitting," father face-palms himself, "Watch over this sibling of yours for me, okay?"

"Y-yes father," I really don't know how to react. "W-we'll make sure that he won't dork-out."

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This is a really huge event. Flying colors everywhere, Balloons and bubbles floating, some are on the rainbow-like floor, a lot of essential beings everywhere (mostly children), and a very colorful mansion... this could cause seizure. Zorg is already on the verge of having seizure too, but father is actually helping him by encouraging him... more appropriately now than before that is. I love father... he is really a big help with those glaring eyes coming from the essential beings. Of course, I cannot deny that in my previous incarnation I was corrupted. However father, he gave me a piggyback so that those essential beings giving the mean look avert their eyes. My other siblings kept themselves close to father while grabbing on to his scarf. His scarf has six straps anyway so it is more than enough for us. Dizane is holding one, I am holding one also, Axent tied one his leg so that father would drag him along while he snoozes, and Zorg, being literally a coward instead of just having the power to make mortals coward, grabs three straps for his own comfort.

As the hero who spearheaded the end of the war, father and his squad which includes the four of us are situated in front. Lord Xpir, who is eternally a homosexual, makes his wonderful, colorful, and meaningful speech. He talked about setting out their past issues and that the cause of the war is now dead and that we have to face a new beginning to embrace the second generation of this new empire, the Essential Core. While ignoring the mean eyes of those who have not yet set aside their own pride and prejudices, we siblings begin listing the potential list of viable mother candidates...

We waited until the first part of the program is over and then...

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"Mission Report: 391130," Axent positions himself way above gathering information with the lens while floating and at the same time slacking off, "First adult lady identified... the name is Maozter Divix, essential goddess of happiness and captain of Green Kayak Division. I still don't know why Lord Xpir named that as such but that's not for me to scrutinize. Apparently, she has three orbs with her that turns into another decorated scepter."