The life of Batsis

Spooby night. 12

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative.

Alexis's Pov.

You know out of all the holidays i think my favorite is Halloween, just because of the fact that you can dress up in what ever You wont and no one will judge you for it. However right now I'm living with a father who's uptight most of the time and a 'grandfather' who is wise and proper and last but not least a little demon at the age of 12 running around and just setting up all the pranks, yep since it is Halloween the day or month of trick or treating he thought he would do all the tricks, and since dear old dad and dear old Alfred can see the pranks coming from a mile away, I still live here and I can not see the pranks coming from a mile away so I'm usually the one that gets tricked. Yeah but sadly I've gotten pretty used to it by now and now I can at least see some of them coming. But today is the day that I get my revenge, you see I have a plan.

I just got ready for school like I usually do, I went downstairs just in time to see Alfred coming around the corner.

"Good Morning Alfred"

"Good morning Miss Alex"

"I was wondering if you could do something for me"

I asked with a sweet smile.

Bruce Pov.

I was sitting in the dining room with Dick just enjoying a nice breakfast and reading what was going on in Gotham from the newspaper.

"Good morning everyone!"

Said a chipper Alex, a bit more chipper than usual. But it wasn't to wired since that happened, sometimes she would just wake up happier which would usually bring a new light to the manor.

"Morning!"

Replied Dick still showing his food in his mouth, it seems no matter how much Alfred tries to show him some manners he just went back to his old ways of eating food like an animal.

"Good morning Alex, did you have a good night's sleep"

"Yep it was great. Hey Dick what are you gonna be to Halloween?"

That made Dick stop, it took a little time to chew his food, after a minute or so of silence until he finally spoke up.

"I don't really want to go"

I could see Alex was a little disappointed at that.

"Why not, i mean it's Halloween one of the best if not the best holiday. Besides who can say no to free candy"

"I just don't want to go alone"

Said a sad looking Dick. Alex just smiled and ran over and slung her arm around Dicks shoulder giving him a shock in the progress.

"You really thought that i wouldn't go with you?"

Dick turned to her in surprise. I wasn't really surprised at this, Alex has a really big sweet tooth. After a month of her moving into the manor she ate so much ice cream that Alfred had to lock up the freezer. But that didn't stop her, instead she would just go buy some with her allowance and within a week of trying to stop her Alfred just gave up and let her be, she did stop eventually, however you can still find her eating a lot of ice cream on the weekend(AN: No she wasn't on her period).

"You're really going to come with me?"

"You're damn right i am"

Dick seemed ecstatic to have someone to go trick or treating with.

"But i don't have a costume and it's Halloween tomorrow"

"Oh don't worry i've got that covered"

~TimeSkip~

Third Person Pov.

And that's how Dick ended up dressed as Superman and Alex dressed up as Wonder Woman and in turn ended up pissing Bruce of in the progress while Alfred just took some pictures. While Bruce just sat in his office digging into some work(still pissed about the whole costume thing) Dick and Alex said goodbye to Alfred and made their way onto the streets of Gotham.

"These costumes are awesome"

Said Dick obviously excited while Alex just smiled.

"Well i got some help"

Dick looked curiously at Alex.

"From Alfred?"

"Nope, i got some help from the ones who wears the original"

Alex said smiling.

"No way!"

Yelled Dick in excitement. Yes Alex had gotten some help from Superman and Wonder Woman to make the costumes. Superman was happy to help and also thought that it would be fun to see Bruces reaction to it. Alex had to explain what Halloween was to Wonder Woman but when she was done Diana said that it would be an honour.

Dick and Alex just went around trick or treating for about 3-4 hours until they got tired and went home. When they got back to the manor they immediately went into the living room and flopped down on the couch. They ended up spending the rest of the night eating their hard earned candy and watching the horror movies on the giant Tv. Bruce eventually joined them still a little pissed about the whole costume thing but did eventually find it a bit amusing. Alfred came in to check up on them but found them all asleep, Bruce in the middle and Dick and Alex on each side sleeping on him. Alfred took a picture and woke them up after all they couldn't sleep on the couch all night. So the each went to bed and quickly fell asleep. But there was one who was still awake.

Dicks Pov.

I woke up when i heard a sound coming from the hallway i thought it might just have been Bruce or Alex getting up to get some water or something so i just tried to go back to sleep, but was woken up again when i heard a crash coming from down stairs. I immediately got out of my bed and quietly made my way down stairs. I got to the living room where i didn't see anyone so i made my way to the dining room where i didn't see anyone either. And after searching the whole manor and still not finding anyone i just made my way back to my room but just as i passed through the living room when all of a sudden i stepped on some sort of wire which triggered a catapult hidden behind the couch to fire all sorts of rotten food at me, i ran for it but just as i made my way out of the living room a bucket full of some sort of slime fell on me and not only that but just when i thought it was over some sort of monster jumped out at me, i screamed and turned around and ran for it but when i made it out into the lobby i felt a rope go around my ankle and pull my upside down into the air it also triggered a bunch of feathers that stuck to me because of the slime. So to summon it all up i was up side down, covered in feathers and i smelled like shit to be honest. That's when i saw Bruce and Alfred coming down the stairs.

"What in the world happened!"

Asked Bruce shocked by the state of his ward.

"I d-don't k-know"

I studdard still in shock after what just happened. That's when a laughing Alex walked out of the living room holding the mask of the monster that scared me.

"Well that was just about one of the funniest things i have ever seen"

Said Alex still laughing.

"Alex, what's going on?"

Asked Bruce while Alfre got me down from the trap.

"Well Dick has been pranking me quit a lot so i only thought it would be fair to get a little revenge. So i asked Alfred to go get some things for me and help me set up a couple traps"

Me and Bruce immediately looked at Alfred in shock, because every time i would ask Alfred for some help with a prank he would just say "I apologize master Dick but i would rather not get involved".

"I was getting quite tired of having to clean up after you so called pranks master Dick and miss Alex did offer me something that i simply could not refuse"

Third person Pov.

Safe to say that Dick stoped parinking Alex after that little incident. And to be honest even Bruce was a bit intimidated by the butlers and the 15 girls alliance.