The life of Batsis

Unfamiliar voice-36

"I swear Tim, if you get this much near death on a mission again I will personally finish the job for those damn villains, then dip you in the Lazarus pit and kill you again before going after those motherfuckers and putting each of their heads on sticks!" I angrily said to him, nearly yelling. He just continued to look down in shame as I kept glaring at him. To summon it up, Tim was on a mission with the Titans(even though he's no longer part of their team)to blow off some steam after receiving a letter from his college saying that he was thrown out Why, well someone had accused him of having an alcohol and drug problem, which was further proven when some drugs, crack and weed, was found in his room when the school was being repaired.

Of course everyone in the family and anyone who actually knew him knew that there was no way that was true. But the school refused to hear anyone out. So yeah safe to say Tim was furious, understandably so. Who planted the evidence, well dad(and the other boys)is looking into it, it was after all only a few hours ago we got the news. But Tim had been so angry that he went out on patrol with the Titans and took it a bit to far and was being way to reckless.

"I said I was sorry"

"Yeah well sorry isn't gonna cut it this time, especially not for how badly of a shock you gave me when Kori(Starfire) and Jamie(Blue Beetle)carried you in here near-death" I sighed. I finished bandaging him up, I petted his hair a bit before walking over and putting the medical supplies away and washing my hands. "You guys just keep giving me heart attacks" I whispered to myself, looking back at Tim who was busy looking up some information on his wrist computer that was built into his suit. They've definitely changed over the years, Dick got a damn mullet which Kori and I were still trying to convince him to cut.

Tims hair grew out as well but much more natural and looked pretty good on him, opposite to Dick we had to convince him to keep it which was difficult considering Jason's constant teasing about it, but after a stern talking-to by both Alfred and I, he thankfully stopped. Damian has gotten a lot better socially after joining the Teen Titans and after getting Ace, although if I'm being honest I wish the relationship between dad and the boys was less work and more family. But considering their line of work and how long they've all been at it it's almost built into them now. Don't get me wrong, sure they love dad like family but, every time they talk it's very rarely about what's going on in their lives other than their nightly activities if I wasn't at the dinner table with them in sure all they would talk about would-be villains and new plans to take out the villains.

"And where do you think you're going, young man?" I asked Tim with my back still turned to him, as he was trying to sneak out of the room, I heard him stop in his tracks, then a sigh in disappointment before a slow and embarrassing retreat to the bed.

"How the hell is it that no villain can hear us coming, hell even Superman with his super-hearing can't hear us coming and yet you and Alfred can without training!?" He yelled out as he threw himself down on the bed. I chuckled to myself walking back to him and putting the blankets over him and hooking him up to the IV tubes once again.

"You forget that both Alfred and I had to deal with dad doing all this shit way before you guys came into the picture, so we've learned a few tricks"

"Yeah but still, it shouldn't be possible" He mumbled sitting up in the bed

"And wizards flying around and helping dad fight off demons and greek gods helping the Justice League out with fighting off giant Titans shouldn't be possible either, but here we are" I answer easily with a raised brow walking over and forcing him to lie back down again "Now, your doctor is telling you to get some sleep or that same doctor will tranquilize you" his eyes widen a bit before he just gave a short nod and closing his eyes. I smile in satisfaction and turned off the light and walked out of the medical room and into the titan's tower hallway, closing the door behind me. I walked towards the living room where I knew the other titans were relaxing. As I walk in I'm immediately attacked by Garfield (Beast Boy) "is he gonna be okay!?"