Always Perrie

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@Perriehotasf: Can I borrow $600?

@Jcuteass: why do you need that much?

@Leefashion: don't you have money, Perrie

@GingerJess: No! Do you think that money grows out of trees?

@Perriehotasf: what is money made out of?

@Jcuteass: Paper

@Perriehotasf: What is Paper made out of?

@Leefashion: Trees

@GingerJess: ....

@Perriehotasf: That's what I thought...so can I have my money?

@Jcuteass: yeah you can, we share anyways.

@Perriehotasf: Yay!

@Perriehotasf: something happen to me yesterday!

@Leefashion: what happen?

@Jcuteass: Are you okay?

@GingerJess: I bet it's something stupid

@Perriehotasf: okay so yesterday, I was in a restaurant and I needed to pass gas.

@Jcuteass: And.

@Perriehotasf: The music was very loud, so I did it.

@Leefashion: And.

@Perriehotasf: I realized I was listening to my IPod...

@GingerJess: HAHAHAHA

@Leefashion: omg! Hahaha

@Jcuteass: Aw I'm so sorry baby but shit that was funny HAHA

@Perriehotasf: It's not funny!

* 20 minutes later*

@Perriehotasf: Guess what!

@Jcuteass: What!?

@Leefashion: I don't want to know, I'm taking a nap

@GingerJess: I beg you Perrie stop texting us, I'm taking a nap.

@Perriehotasf: Who cares! Anyways I can't believe there still together after all the crap they been through

@Jcuteass: Who?

@Leefashion: oooh! Now I'm awake

@GingerJess: me too!

@Perriehotasf: My Butt Cheeks

@Jcuteass: oh my god🤦🏻‍♀️

@Leefashion: wow!

@GingerJess: did you just finish taking a shit Perrie?

@Perriehotasf: Yeah lol

@Perriehotasf: I just had a cock! I haven't had one in forever!

@Jcuteass : WHAT!

@Leefashion: oh SHIT

@GingerJess: you got it bad!

@Perriehotasf: OREO*

@Perriehotasf: I meant Oreo. I'm sorry 😐

@Jcuteass Thank god! I thought you cheated on me!

@Leefashion: I was going to ask how big it was lol!

@GingerJess: It's always Perrie! God 😂
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Haha 😂 I was doing this in Science Class and we were watching things about insets. I hate insets, they gross me out! So I just starting doing this.

Should I write one or two more ? If I do I'll update them later in the day.

Comment and vote x💕

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