My Pathetic Little Life

Two Birds, No Stone, Please Don't Kill my Birds

Okay, so I like birds. They're like dogs, without the allergies. I don't have or have ever owned a bird before, but birds are great. Or at least bird memes are great,,,, I dunno, they're just funny ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

One of my friends has a bird, it's a little blue dude, but she named him grape (idk why) and in photos he's really cuute.

Pigeons are pretty funny, and some are super smart! I was at a my schools playground with my brother and he was overall being a jerk. He was hogging the last open swing, then my chalk, then the spinner, and I was mad. I asked him to stop or share countless times, and he just kept everything for himself. I yelled "KARMA'S GONNA SUCK, YOU BUTT!!" And he stole the last swing from my grasp.  No more than 2 minutes later, a bird flying past pooped on him! And my opinion of birds went from good to great~
_________________________________________   Even animals know when someone's an asshole. Don't be an ass, and be nice to others, else karma will kick you.

Sorry salt sib, had to call you out for being who you are 😄

Anyway, peace out and all that ✌️