Oppa｜JJK FF

9th. oxymoronic ✧

"He loves me, he loves me not" Eunri repeated, plucking out the last petal for the nth pink rose she picked today. Girls who believe Eunri was girl who actually learned about this so-called 'true legend' from her grandmother.

"If you pluck one more petal out of that rose, I'll forget we were ever friends for over 8 years" Ara hissed and glared as she holds back Eunri's hand for reaching the flower.

"It might become true y'know!" Eunri said enthusiastically as she continued plucking out some petals. Ara mentally face slapped herself as she processed the words her best friend just delivered.

"Eunri, for an honor student and the vice president of the school grounds, you sound like the dumbest person I know"

"Just let me continue what I'm doing, okay? If it'll come true, I'll fucking bite you" Eunri playfully threatened Ara.

"Well, shit Sherlock Eunri, may the heavens curse you cuz it won't be ever happening any time soon" (I used 'cuz' as a slang, in case if you'd like y'know react) Ara cursed as she stood up from the grassy fields near their school grounds.

Eunri got up also, throwing the last pink rose she plucked today and smiled to Ara.

"You couldn't even be supportive" She awkwardly grinned and walked away as she heard Ara chuckle as she followed Eunri.

"Aww— is my best friend sad because I couldn't support her fantasizing her crush? Well, I won't becaus you obviously look shitty" Eunri groaned as she rolled her eyes, smacking Ara in the forehead but were interrupted by the ring of the bell.

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"What's 6 multiplied to 7?"

"I don't fucking know. 26?" Jungkook said as he shrugged. Yoongi, on the other hand, mentally slapped himself thinking 'wtf'

"This is why you need education. Dude, you know I love you, no homo though but damn— what the hell? Where'd you go to school when you were young?" Yoongi said as he was shocked at how stupid his friend really was.

"No one remembers the multiplication table, Yoongi!"

"Well I do, Kook" Yoongi said as he saw Jungkook glare at him, hissing him silent profanities that weren't necessary at all.

"Don't you dare curse at me" Yoongi returned the same glare at the younger boy, making Jungkook smile at him sweetly.

"Me? Curse you? I will never do it to you, sweetie" Jungkook grinned, patting the older's shoulders as he tried to kiss his cheeks.

"Dude, no homo" Yoongi said as he was alerted by his actions that seemed quite gay.

Jungkook laughed loudly at Yoongi's alarmed reaction but were interrupted by the ring of the bell.

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"Lilacs are the best flowers!"

"Uhm, Eunri dear? You do know roses exists right? I mean, they're by far the most popular and 'the best' flowers in the whole world" Seokjin said, debating on which flower is the best in the whole world.

"You're stupid. You hate roses and now you're debating and telling me that roses are the best. Somewhat oxymoronic, Jin" Eunri said as she makes a pop sound with the red cherry lollipop she bought to tease Seokjin as it colors her lips rosy red.

"You're no fair! Doesn't mean that I like roses, they're not the best flowers anymore? You're rather the 'oxymoronic' one" Seokjin said, getting all mad and as Eunri chuckled at his expression.

"Guys! I just saw Yoongi's jeans and it showed how big his dick was!" Ara said and as Seokjin was flustered by his friends greeting to them and as Eunri widened her eyes.

"Oh my god, Ara! Shut up! People might hear you and think you're some crazy bitch!" Eunri said, covering her friends mouth her small hand. Ara was flustered by her sudden action and just went along since she realized how obscene that really was.

Ara brushed off Eunri's hand and gave her a pout. Eunri, on the other hand wasn't convinced by her so-called 'puupy face' or whatever you call that since she knew she was only the cute one well, except Jungkook since he's rather hot, cute, handsome, anything!

"Hey guys!" Jimin suddenly went up to them his charming smile but it gave Ara rather a creepy one.

"Oh my god! Straight boy alert!" Seokjin said, hiding behind Eunri's back in which it made the two girls look at him.

"Oh! I forgot, I'm straight!" Jin laughed awkwardly.

"Jin's getting gayer and gayer from the past weeks he's been with Namjoon" Ara whispered unto the ravenette's ear in which she agreed to.

"Hi Jimin" Seokjin and Eunri greeted in unison and as Ara simply said a simple hey without even looking at him.

Jimin, on the other, just brushed it off and seated next to Eunri with Eunri's group of friends in which he's not that close to and Ara hated him, really hates him and he doesn't even know why.

"We're going to class, Jimin. Goodbye!" Ara quickly said, standing up and grabbing her group of friends together and walked down the hallways rather swiftly. Ara wasn't fond of a real and straight boy in her group of friends so why try and make them enter into the group?

"I'll see you later and have a good day, Eunri!" Jimin shouted at the 'girls' who probably didn't hear him already but he didn't mind, as long as it was for Eunri, he'd shout as loud as he can. Hell, he's fucking head over heels over Eunri. He'd do anything.

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lmao.
how ya'll been doing? me? never been better. really though, i'm not feeling good in this book and ive been saying a lot of profanities :<

sooo im sorry for the baby readers out there, stumbling in my book and saying "this book is bad huhu". im sorry yall, i cant help it.

this book isn't a filler though, i really wanted to update with my utmost will since its been like months and i havent friken updated. sorry. ive been inactive cuz ive been editing pics unnecessarily and schools been mah priority. so bitch, ill try and update now for a change huehue hope ya'll enjoy.

aaand this book is shit so i hope yall still enjoy this shitty shit-shit. peaczums.