Twilight boyfriend scenarios

PROMPTS

So if you don't know what a prompt is I will give a list of things to chose from and you can chose any prompt with any character in the scenarios and I will do my best to make is a fluffy and adorable and real as possible :3

1. When was this again?
2. YOU MET WHO?!
3. Issue smissue who needs problems?
4. Why do you do this to me?
5. Bite me one more time and I swear I'll...
6. Feed me Seymour!
7. This is a PURRfect CATastrophe...
8. Why is there a wolf in your house?
9. Check isle 6
10. Fight me Bitch

Here is the prompts I am doing myself, with just a cluster of names lol.

1: Charlie Swan, Paul, Emmet
2: Edward, Jasper
3: (I will do one for each character because I love this prompt so much)
4: Emmet, Jacob, Sam
5: Caius, Alec
6: Jacob, Carlisle
7: Paul
8: Emmet
9: Paul, Jacob
10: Sam, Jacob, Emmett