"puuuuuuuuush Pilly bab!"
"DANNY D DON CHU TINK I TRYING!"
*fart noise*
"its a banana!" doctor JON ADAMS scrEEmèd.
"wut chall gunna nam eet?"
"We gun name him THE JON!" Philly P yellerd.
"I WUV MAH SUM-" Danny D accidentally drops deer bannannar bb.
-splat-
"Lettuce make a bananar splits wif our ded chilly"
"okeyu"
den dey noms der ded child with ice cream.
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"Dan?"
"Yes, Phil?"
"Why the hell did we read this?"
Dan looks over at Phil who is sitting beside him on their couch.
"I... I don't fucking know..." Dan said as he slowly shook his head in disgust. "What kind of idiot would write this shit?" He added.
"The end"
"Phil? What the–"
-insert end music here-
(a/n)
i was reading comments and i saw
@blanking-blankness said they wanted to see the birth of banana child so... ur wish came true??? i am aware this was a long time ago but oh well 😄
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The Banana Fic (phan)
FanfictionYou thought The Cherry fic was bad? You thought The Hat fic was worse? Well The Bananna Fic is ten times as sexual and insane. Warning 18+ content extremely sexual and crazy.
