Cartoon Short Story Compilation

Sheriff Callie and the annoying Toby

Authors Note below. Please read.

It was a typical day in Whatevertowntheylivein. Sheriff Callie was making her rounds around the town. I guess that is why they are called rounds.

Deputy Peck was sleeping in a rocking chair on the boardwalk outside the Sheriff's office. Thats right. He was sleeping. That is just wrong. He was getting paid to sleep? Dah!

Anywho, it was quiet in the town. All was quiet. Yep yep yep. It was serene. Peaceful even.

But then those blasted train robbers from that one episode rode into town and robbed the bank. They did it with ducktape. It was a stickey up.

They got away with all the money in the bank.............

............ Only $100.

What can I say? Its a cheep show.

By then Deputy Peck was there looking at all the individuals duck taped to the walls. Priscilla the Skank, er Skunk, was taped pretty high up on the wall. Priscilla. Her and her nice dress. In the time where undergarments weren't used as much. And with Deputy Peck being so short, he got an eye full.

"Whewie! What a beautiful kitty cat you have there Miss Priscilla." Peck said.

Sheriff Callie had just walked in, for she had rode up on Sparkles.

"Ahem!" Sheriff Callie said. "Peck! You do realize I am in the room, right?"

"I do declah! What a perverted mind you have Peck!" Priscilla said.

"The better to stalk you with my nigga. Or oreo cookie. You are black and white, right? Oh. I get it. A half breed!" Deputy Peck said.

"Ah. Just you turn your ass around, pervert!" Priscilla yelled.

"Yes ma'am, whatever you say." Peck said.

"Now, what in the blue hazes went on here?" Sheriff Callie asked.

"Oh. Some varmints in masks came in and taped everyone to the walls and stole all the money we have in the bank!" The banker said.

"Okay. First thing we need to do is set up a perimeter around the bank." The sheriff said.

"Uh, Sheriff. Don't you think you should just go after them now?" The banker said.

"Now listen here bub. Who is the sheriff in this here town?" She asked.

"Well, you are. But.." That strange banker. He was interrupted by that sheriff.

"Thats that. So I will decide what is freaking done next! Are we clear?"

"Yes ma'am. They went.." she interrupted him again.

"Now. Which direction did they go in?" She asked impatiently.

"North. Probably to get acr.." the darn cat interrupted again.

"I think he's headed to the friggan border. I need to stop them before they can cross." Sheriff Callie said.

Deputy Peck walked up. "Yep. And seein as I'm the Deputy, I feel its my duty to go with you." He said.

Just then, Toby the Cactus burst in. "I can help you Sheriff!" The little twerp said.

Deputy Peck folded his arms. "No Toby. I'm going with the Sheriff."

"But you always go with the Sheriff!" Toby said.

"Listen Toby. Peck is my Deputy. Its his job to assist me on this job. Furthermore, he has way more experience than you do." Sheriff Callie said.

"But Sheriff!" Toby said. He was quiet insistent on going with her. Oooooohhhh.. The little idjit has a crush on the cat. Ah ha!