Cartoon Short Story Compilation

The Veggietales Butterknife Massacre

It was a normal day on the countertop. Larry the Cucumber was dancing in a Mexican Hat. Bob was on his laptop. I think he was looking for recipes to make a of cucumbers.

Archibald Asparagus was browsing online. Yeah. I'm not dip out even going to say what he was looking for. But you get the picture.

Larry decided to hop on over to Bob.

"Hey Bob. Whatcha doin Bob? You looking at por.. *GASP*" Larry said in shock.

"Look Larry. Its not what you think." Bob closed the laptop.

"It looked like a potato peeler and a half undressed cucumber to me! That else could that mean?" Larry cried in fear.

"Look, it wasn't anything." Bob said, trying to calm Larry down.

"Bob. Give it to me straight... Are you gay?" Larry said with tears in his eyes.

"What?! No! I'm not gay." Bob said. He was shocked Larry would come to that conclusion. But would it be better for Larry to believe that he is gay or to believe that Bob was going to kill him? What a dilemma.

"Look Larry. I'm thinking about becoming a doctor to vegetables." Bob said.

"What?" Larry said, the tears going away slightly.

"Yes. I started taking online lessons about a week ago." Bob said.

"How long ago?" Larry asked with a smile creeping upon his face.

"About a week ago." Bob said slowly. "Ohh..I get it."

"Ha ha ha! I got you!"

"Haha. Yeah. You got me. Now, I have some things I need to do Larry, so if you don't mind." Bob said.

"Actually, we need to talk to Archibald about the lesson for the next movie." Larry said.

"Oh. Okay. Lets go then. Lets go." Bob said reluctantly.

They hopped on over to Archibalds little gingerbread house. They looked through the window. He was sitting at his desktop, which was facing away from them, laughing. And then he would give out a moan. Then would laugh again.

Bob and Larry burst in.

"Ah ha!" Bob shouts.

"What?" Archie asked.

"You are looking at porn?" Bob asked.

"In a manner of speaking, yes. But no. Its hard to explain. Why don't you two look and see if it is considered porn. But first, I need to announce you Larry.
Ahem. And now its time for silly thongs with Larry. A part of the show where Larry comes out and wears a silly thong." Archie said.

"Classic Archi Baldie!" Larry said.

Bob and Larry looked at the screen. There was a Google page open with pictures of vegetables in frying pans, vegetables being barbecued, vegetables being impaled with skewers.

Bob and Larry slowly turned to Archibald. They saw the creepy grin on his face. Bob and Larry looked at each other and screamed.

Archibald screamed as well. The screaming went on for thirty seconds.

"Wait. We know why we are screaming. But, why are you screaming?" Bob asked.

"Because that wasn't the page I wanted you to see." He said.

He clicked on the next tab. It was a video of a bunch of female asparagus in a frying pan filled with vegetable oil. (Oil from dead vegetables.) Archibald started laughing again. "Aren't they hot!?"