He said to her "I am a pervert
And I might be a sicko as well"
She said to him "You cannot be either"
Then he said "Isn't this Pervert Hell"
She said "Yes it is, but we're closed now
But open tomorrow at 10."
He said "I am extremely hungry
But I guess I can wait until then."
Cause your his new victim
His lovely new victim
He'll wait for you hoo, yeah
He'll perv on you hoo, oh
He stayed parked in her driveway till sunrise
He may have dosed off once or twice
Then he spotted a porn stand
Three magazines for half price
How he resist such an offer
He really needed someone to watch
Now little nurse please do not get angry
He'll come back here and stalk you for lunch!
Cause your his new victim
His lovely new victim
He'll wait for you hoo, yeah
He'll perv on you hoo, oh
Oh he'll stalk you new victim with all his heart
Oh there aint nothin ever gonna tear you two apart
But if the world suddenly ran out of girls
And somebody accidentally knocked a girl in the dirt
He would get down on his pervert knees
And he would wash off all of you
Wash off all of you
Wash that dirt hoe because its you!
(Sigh)
You are his new victim
The end all you happy people.
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Cartoon Short Story Compilation
RandomGreat read for those who don't like some of these cartoons on TV. I, Rick Sanchez, love all kinds of cartoons. Let's make them weird.
