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035. The Wife is a Man

035. The Wife Is a Man

He Jin: "What posts?"

Hou Dongyan: "I just searched player's feedback for the helmet and gosh, unexpectedly someone had been trying to enter the game using the helmet since morning and had yet to land successfully until now. He said he always gets warnings of wrong Association ID, so he is now busy scolding the helmet for being retarded..."

Feeling interested, He Jin pulled his chair closer to take a look. Hou Dongyan was looking at discussion threads under the official forum, the top one was about players' experience with the helmet trial. The post was only made in a short half-day, but already has hundreds of pages of discussion.

Hou Dongyan turned a few pages for He Jin to see.

"Can't log in because of supposedly wrong login ID, am I the only one?"

"Comment above, you are not alone!I've been wearing the helmet for half a day and still stuck in the input login name interface! I thought of what and the helmet entered what! The delete is simply not clean as well! This helmet is retarded!"

"Playing holographic games requires a great deal of attention, those who are easily distracted certainly would not be able to play well ah!"

"Mom, this helmet is terrible, I think it knows everything! It's black technology!"

"Yes, whatever appears in your mind is all shown in the character's expression!"

"After being wrong 18 times, I finally landed successfully! Haha! The helmet is great! If you can't use it then you suck!"

"The character image really can be changed casually! It can also scan our appearance, too good!"

"Experience feedback–want to become a beautiful handsome boy, want to rejuvenate, want to change gender, people with eyesight problem, people with hearing loss- this game is your gospel!"

"Patients with stroke and brain damage can't play..."

"Comment above, don't talk nonsense!"

"Want to rage at the helmet. I wanted to change my ID to [sparkly] but it became [I Love Dumpling] instead. So unsophisticated! Want to cry![1]"

"Fuck! To eat medicine in this game we have to actually take it out from our trouser's pocket and plug it into our mouth! Jesus, I was fighting and hit by a bow-type weapon until I had no blood left, and yet still had to dig into my pocket to find the medicine to eat! Crazy ah!"

"When I was starting to get mad enough to not return, the landing was finally successful... (=_=) "

"Female friends who want to maintain youthful appearance, remember to choose 'stability' at the end ah, or this father's trap system will make you slowly grow up until you are old ah Ah! This is suggested at the end choice ah! QAQ"

"The scenery is very beautiful, also very real, unexpectedly cool, but it is difficult to play, difficult to coordinate, helmet completely does not listen to our words."

"As someone with singing profession, I used to sing the skill mantras and now it's singing them over and over again ah... So shameful, I want to die!"

......

The two guys looked at those replies in silent humor. He Jin also felt a few actually hit the mark, even though most of them are saying that the helmet is stupid and bad to use. Hou Dongyan asked He Jin: "What do you think? Is it really hard to coordinate?"

He Jin: "Yeah, I also got it wrong two times, you must concentrate... But the helmet is still very smart, it is not only able to capture whatever you are thinking, but it can also improve based on your own imagination."