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09 | IMESSAGE

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imessage,
a conversation between
scott & stiles
___

stevie is weird

why are girls so difficult

NO WONDER I NEVER
FIND A GIRLFRIEND

scotty mcflurry 🍦
you guys are
weird all together

like honestly

shut up mccall

YOU GROW FANGS
AND CLAWS AND YOUR
EYES GLOW YELLOW
THAT IS WEIRD

but also really fucking cool

scotty mcflurry 🍦
that point goes to me 😎

but back to the main thing because stevie got mad at
me for no reason??

scotty mcflurry 🍦
doesn't she
always though???

yes but like she was
extra extra weird like
extra cheese on pizza

SHE EVEN CALLED
ME BY MY FULL NAME

scotty mcflurry 🍦
......

you just did not use a
pizza as a metaphor

oh yes i did ;)

scotty mcflurry 🍦
oml stiles......

;) ;)

but hold up here's
a screenshot

[ screenshot of an insta convo
btw stiles & stevie here bc i couldn't figure out how to
make a fake one lol ]

scotty mcflurry 🍦
oh oh oH

what?

scotty mcflurry 🍦
are you really this oblivious

NO WONDER YOU
GET NO GIRLFRIEND

you didn't even know abt erica having a crush on you omg

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING

scotty mcflurry 🍦
stevie literally got mad at
you for joking about liking her

heLLO

DOES THE BELL
RING NOW???

okay scott hold on here

as fucking if

she always gets mad at the
easiest things like literally

scotty mcflurry 🍦
🤦🏻‍♂️

you're a hopeless
case i swear

stoP insulting me

scotty mcflurry🍦
i think she likes you

do you like her

is this a honest question

scotty mcflurry 🍦
........

yes you do

hello???

you know i told you
i kinda like her

she's a mean
bitch but i like her

scotty mcflurry 🍦
then act like it oh my god

it's not that easy scott okaY

i can't just go up to her and
say hey you i kinda like you

scotty mcflurry 🍦
uhhhh who said you can't??

ME SCOTT ME

what if she doesn't
like me back

OH MY GOD THAT WOULD BE THE MOST EMBARRASSING THING EVER AFTER LYDIA

no thank you

it failed w lydia & they're friends
wHY ON EARTH WOULD SHE LIKE ME AT ALL

scotty mcflurry 🍦
:/

i'm worried about
you brother

me too scott

me too

scotty mcflurry 🍦
you are miserable at this
and as your best friend i
need okay i NEED to help
your ass out dude

man that is gonna be
a huge challenge

scotty mcflurry 🍦
i'm doctor love

romantic in person

NOTHING IS A
CHALLENGE FOR ME

but you gotta like...start
being nice to her yk....

scott...if it was that easy

scotty mcflurry 🍦
and this is the perfect guide
on how to get your crush
to hate you 101

cooperation is
the key brother

you have like a uhhhh
very special way of
approaching girls

it's called talent my dude

scotty mcflurry 🍦
no stiles no

it's called being scared

THANK YOU SCOTT

NO NEED TO RUB
IT INTO MY FACE DR
THERAPIST MCCALL

always so
supportive 😤

scotty mcflurry 🍦
NO NEED TO BE SALTY

you are weird

aren't we all

scotty mcflurry 🍦
.......true tho