ATTENTION: THE FOLLOW RANT IS GOING TO KICK ASS AND INVOLVE A LOT OF SWOONING
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boy·friend
: a man that someone is having a romantic or sexual relationship with
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Okay, if any of you pay attention to my message board or the cast, you will know that I got a boyfriend about three weeks ago.
Yeah, I can't believe it either.
Shut up children; it's storytime.
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A few months ago (during either March or April), I was over at my friend's, Nick, house because he was having a party. Since we are mature people, we decided to play Manhunt. I was on a team with Luke and Matteo while Nick, Sydney (who you will hear a lot about), Lauren (who you will also hear a lot about), and some other person that I forget. Anyway, it was our turn to hide and I decided to go hide in a bush that was in the front yard (where I almost got mauled by a bear the year before). Luke followed me into the bushes and asked me: Do you like me?
Around that time, I had been rejected by a guy that I had liked for a while and I was having family problems, so I was reluctant on dating and romance. I simply shrugged and said, "Maybe." He replied with, "Well, you're a cool girl and all-" but then I cut him off, "-it's fine, I'm not interested in dating or that stuff right now."
I couldn't see his face because it was around eight at night, but I could hear him take a breath and about to say something else before Nick found us.
AND THEN, THREE WEEKS AGO:
During science class, my friends (Dylan, Alex, and Topher) were talking at the table next to me and Luke went up to them and they began fanboying over Doctor Who. Then, when the teacher told them to go back to their seats, Luke whispered to me, "Check your email." Luckily, we were doing a project which required us to go online so I went on and saw an email Luke had sent that said: Do you like me?
I typed a reply about how we had already gone over that before, but the internet was being dumb so it didn't send to him.
Halfway through the class period, I motioned for him to come over to me (since it was a laid-back day) and I told him the same thing I typed: Didn't we go over this before? He shrugged and stuttered then asked me, "Well...yes or no? I...well, because I...kind of..." and he began blushing. I decided that he had enough torture and I nodded; causing him to smile before walking back to his seat.
With about twenty minutes left in class (this is my last class of the day btdubs), I went to sit beside Topher and Luke came up to me again, but this time...
He...
Asked...
Me...
Out.
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*Flynn Rider voice* And that, children, is the story of how I died.
Pft, but wow - I feel so cliche. It's disgusting.
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Okay, well I hope you enjoyed that story and I will see you guys next time! c:
I will be ranting (finally) about: bitches.
xx DeeDee
YOU ARE READING
shut up child; it's storytime
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