Imagine if you will,
A silent night
Full of wasteful wishes from a girl who just wants quiet
So she may slumber in peace
Imagine,
If you will,
That when she finally lays her head to rest
Out of the dark,
It comes.
The sounds of nothing explode into the air
Filling every nook and every granny in her rock rock rocking chair, soon to be her grave
She stares, eyes trained heavily, to the bright screen
KABLOOM
OH GOD THERE IT IS
THE KILLER FACE OF A YOUNG CHICKEN POPS FROM BEHIND THE SCREEN
AND SCREEEEETCHES A WRETCHED YODEL!
WALMART BOY CANNOT OUTDO THE IMPOSSIBLE
ITS BEADY GRIMY EYES MATCHES FASHIONABLY WITH ITS DEADY POINTY STAB STAB AS IT RACES THUMPIDLY TOWARDS THE INNOCENT GIRL
OH GOD WHAT HAS SHE DONE TO DESERVE THIS
FASTER FASTER IT GAINS SPEED AND LETS OUT A SCOTTISH WAR CRY SAYING:
"AY ME LADDIES THAR SHE GOES, BLOW THY BAGPIPES AND MOON 'ER WITH AR MANLY SKIRTS!!"
HOWEVER THE PURE PALENESS HAS ALREADY BLINDED HER!
THE CHICKEN LEAAAPPSS INTO THE AIR BEFORE SLAMMING ONTO HER FACE, EMITTING ONCE MORE A SCREECH OF DEATH
IT PUMMLES THE GIRL'S EYES OUT,
RIPPING THEM TO PIECES
AND EATS AWAY HER BRAINS
chickens are dangerous beasts.
