Bottom Taehyung Drabbles

Date Night

[Vmin] [Fluff] [716 Words]

It doesn't matter even if you're a vampire; money issue is money issue. Date night's still gotta be fancy though.

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Taehyung closed his eyes and opened his mouth, breathing in once before diving in for a bite and sucking on the blood that oozes out from the wound. He doesn't quite like the metallic taste and how the substance was so thick that it choked him for a bit when he tried to swallow it – but he had to stay alive, so there's that.

Damn, if only he had enough money to buy a ticket to the opera, or any other places that the high-end society goes to. Taehyung have heard fucking tales about how classy people has the best blood because they kept their physique in check and stuff. Too bad Taehyung's wallet was literally dying and couldn't fucking afford that, so for the time being, he'll have to make do with whatever was available.

Sometimes– especially at times like these – Taehyung could cry as he ate; not because he felt sorry for the people that would probably wake up with a mild case of anemia, but because the blood tastes to bad that it made him physically gag.

"Can you not make that kind of expression right now?" Jimin suddenly barks at him from the side, sounding annoyed when he added, "This is date night."

"If date night's so important to you, then why didn't you pick out better meals?" Taehyung shot back, "These people tastes like they've been doing drugs since they were a kid."

As irrelevant as it was, Taehyung genuinely think that it was a message that the whole world needed to hear – humans really had to stop doing drugs; it's bad for their health and it ruins Taehyung's appetite.

His boyfriend doesn't seem to get that though, opting instead to roll his eyes and ignore Taehyung's–very meaningful, very useful– words as he replied, "You're so fucking ungrateful. Just shut up and eat so we can leave quickly before you ruin my mood."

Taehyung shrugged, doing as he's told and quickly sucking on his 'dinner' because doing it at a slow pace would only add on to his suffering. "There," he stated with a grimace just as he stood up to his feet, wiping his mouth with his sleeve and watching intently as his boyfriend did the same, "Now c'mon, what'd you have in mind?"

Jimin glanced up at him from the ground before standing up and dusting himself off, "Um," he started, sucking on his teeth for a second or two before continuing, "Movies? Just the ones that plays in second-run theaters though; we can't afford to spend too much money."

As cute as Jimin was; worrying over their financial status and all, he's also being a little too calculative for Taehyung's liking. Their wallets might be crying, but it's date night. "Going to normal theaters are fine, Jiminie," he chuckles, taking a few steps forward so that he could wrap his arms around the orange haired vampire, "We don't have to be so cheap."

That gained him a small grunt– which was adorable, really, "But Tae, normal theaters costs a lot more, like, so much more."

"Yes. They also play movies that are up to date and has really fancy toilets."

Jimin squints, opening his mouth slightly and closing it back up because Taehyung were doing those fucking eyes again. "Please?" Taehyung tried, jutting out his bottom lip and puffing his cheeks slightly, "Pretty please?" And the trick didn't exactly fail, per se– but it's also not working as much as it's supposed to, so Taehyung quickly added, "I'll wear that skirt you like so much?"

At that, Jimin quite literally choked on thin air, "Fuck," he sputtered out, seemingly taken aback by the mental image, "You– this isn't fucking fair, god's sake." He stopped for a bit, shaking his head slightly before staring into Taehyung's eyes, "Fine," he said, tone defeated, "Fine. Anything you want."

And it's honestly a bit sad; the situation that they're in and the fact that they're broke to their bones –but as Taehyung stared into his boyfriend's glinting eyes under the dim moonlight, with his face flushing a bright red, he honestly doesn't think he could be happier.

"Yay!" Taehyung beamed, "I fucking love you, babe."

Jimin groaned, covering his blushing face with his right hand before grumbling, "Love you too."

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Just a really short, really stupid chapter to remind you guys that this book isn't dead (and won't be for the next 100000 years)