Cherry and Jack in The Boss

chapter 3: Screw You, Billy!

Cherry, Jack, and Billy soon took their leave and came back into the realm of Wireland. They soon came back into Jack's apartment.

"I'M BECK!" Jack called out as they came in through the hole, and he looked over. "Uh, who's that on the left?"

"I think I just rewatched that playthrough recently," Cherry said as she looked to the strange man who seemed to be guarding Jack's bedroom before looking back. "What're these goo things?"

"They're from the World of Goo, Cherry." Jack told her.

"Yeah, thanks for playing that, Jack," Billy deadpanned. "It's not like this place was totally cluttered or anything."

"Sorry, I don't think about the world inside my own computer when I choose what games to play," Jack replied. "Cherry's computer must be flooded with characters on the stuff she writes fan fiction for."

"Y'know, this whole weird situation would make a pretty sweet game or story!" Billy suggested.

"Aw, come on, Billy; no one would play a game or read a fic like that," Cherry replied. "Besides, I can't do many real person fiction on certain sites, that's why my Penn & Teller stories are obscure."

"Hey, it's Ori!" Jack smiled once he saw another character. "Cherry, this is Ori from Ori and the Blind Forest."

"Kinda looks like a Pokemon... Or do I not know what that is?" Cherry replied. "My fan fictions are taking over my life!"

They soon came up to the strange man in the room.

"Papers, please!" The man demanded in a thick European voice, almost like Gru from Despicable Me.

"Ohh... Little Potato Man!" Jack smiled. "You were always my favorite~"

"Please, Jack, I just got that song out of my head after downloading it on Spotify." Cherry said.

"Hey, is you," The man replied. "I heard you vere here. Velcome to Vireland!"

"Yeah, so, if you could move out of the way to Jack's bedroom, that'd be great." Cherry said, quoting from Office Space.

"I can't let you through unless you have right papers." The man replied.

"What papers?" Jack asked, feeling puzzled.

"You need passport and entry ticket," The man told him. "I run very strict border control."

"Well, uh... My bedroom's so great, I don't need a passport to get in." Jack smiled sheepishly.

"Haha, very funny!" The man chuckled. "Sounds familiar... But I still can't let you in."

"It's my bedroom!" Jack glared.

"Get right papers and come back," The man replied. "Glory to Arstotzka!"

"We're not even in Arstotzka!" Cherry told him. "I don't think Arstotzka is even a real country!"

"What a son of a beech." Jack mumbled as they walked away.

They soon came in the bathroom to see Sans and the bathroom was now bigger and even had a line.

"Oh, Mother of God, how did this place get so big?!" Jack wondered. "There's a lot of characters though."

"Hey," A police officer turned to them. "Have you seen a blue-haired guy in an orange jumpsuit? He seems to have escaped."

"Ethan's in jail?" Cherry asked.

"I doubt it's Ethan, Cherry, but we'll keep an eye out," Jack told both her and the guard before gasping to the next person in line and even fan boyed. "WANDER!!! You... You're in my favorite game of all time!"