chapter 4: Keeping Up with the McBoss's

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Instead of coming out to Wireland, they seemed to end up elsewhere in a cutesy house that had been oddly designed.

"Cow plants and a badly designed house?" Jack asked as he felt nostalgic. "Looks like I'm about to visit the McBosses again."

"This is The Sims, right?" Cherry asked.

"But of course!" Jack smiled. "Who hasn't played the Sims at least once in their life?"

"I remember playing the Sims on my brother's old computer," Cherry chuckled. "He went away for a minute, and I ended up causing a bath tub to catch on fire and I burnt the whole house down."

"You have a sick sense of humor sometimes..." Jack narrowed his eyes slightly to her.

"You should see some of my darker fics back from 2013 around March." Cherry replied.

Jack checked the mail box and shook his head. "Nothing but bills."

"Unless you want to donate to the Llama Wellness Society." Billy suggested.

"I already donated my extra money to the Koala Hula Collaboration," Jack replied. "They're really talented."

Cherry tried saying that charity name three times fast, but ended up frustrating herself.

"Sounds like a tongue twister, eh?" Jack chuckled.

They continued to explore and ended up to find a hole in the middle of one floor.

"Helloo in there!" Jack called out, causing an echo.

There was a snarling heard which made them all back up and continue to explore.

"These things give me the heebie jeebies." Billy shuddered at the cow plants.

"Then they're doing their jobs!" Jack smiled proudly before they went inside the house. "Let's check out the house for that key."

They came inside the house. They checked Steve and Betty's room, but it was locked. There was also the sound of dishes being washed in the bathroom. Bitty's room was also locked which seemed to frustrate Jack.

"Why's everything locked?" Cherry asked.

"Lazy developers?" Billy guessed.

"You shut your mouth!" Jack told him. "All developers are amazing and hardworking and they absolutely never traumatize their main characters. Ever!"

"Weird thing to get passionate about." Billy said.

"You want some eggs with that ham?" Cherry smirked.

"Yeah, that was weird," Jack admitted. "It's almost like I had no choice but to say that."

They soon came upstairs to find a room filled with water.

"Why is the entire second floor a pool...?" Jack asked uneasily.

"Shouldn't you know?" Cherry asked him back.

"Yeah, you built it." Billy added.

"Then I guess we'll never know!" Jack shrugged as they turned back.

They came up to the other doors, but they were both locked, and one of them had a note. The note said: 'Due to a fire on Tuesday, this room has been sealed by the fire department until they say it is structurally safe'.

"Dammit, Betty." Jack groaned.

"Dammit, Janet!" Cherry cried out. "Oh, no, I'm quoting my own badly written self-insert fan fics!"

"You could've been a doctor or lawyer..." Jack shook his head.

"Hey, guys, what's that?" Billy asked once he found something.

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