International Idol[SEAQUEL] ~ Min Yoongi

(3: Bounty Hunter)

Yoongi P.o.V

As I entered the apartment, I got applauded by Jimin. Hoseok quickly joined in but the others looked just as confused as I imagine I do.

"Thank you Min Yoongi, you are a blessing." Jimin says with a huge grin, giggling childishly as he did.

"What did I do?" I ask warily, moving to sit beside Namjoon as he was evidently more confused than me. He might be smart, but he gets so confused.

"Yeah, What did he do?" Jin asks from the other side of me, not putting his phone down to wait for an answer.

"He made a bet with Makseunie and you made him win." Hoseok says cheerily, chuckling at the confused look on my face.

"What bet?"

"That you wouldn't let him into your office." Jimin giggles. "But I told him you wouldn't and I won 1,000 won." He says happily, waving the note in the air until Taehyung ran past and stole it from his grip. "KIM TAEHYUNG!!" He screamed, launching himself over the back of the sofa to chase the giggling boy.

Jin and I roll our eyes. "Children." We day with mock irritation.

Jungkook laughs and tried to imitate us. "Old people." He says.

"YAH!" Jin yells, throwing a pillow at him. "WE ARE NOT OLD!! WE ARE YOUR ELDERS!!" He scolds, throwing another at him.

Both missed but he yelled in surprise anyway. "Hyung-nim I'm sorry I love all old people they are all amazing and-"

"YOU LITTLE SHIT!" Jin yells playfully, throwing the whole cushion back of his chair at Jungkook, not caring that he knocked and broke several glasses.

"HYUNG!" He exclaims, doing some ninja roll over the arm of the sofa to avoid its destructive path.

This is brilliant. I can't hold myself upright because I'm laughing so hard. I crouch on the floor, one hand on the arm of Jin's chair and the other on my stomach. Tears seep out of my eyes as my head flops towards, watching the madness that is my roommates.

Taehyung runs through the living room again, screaming with disheveled hair and out of breath and Jimin follows, grabbing at his arms to try and get the money back.

Seokjin and Jungkook are having a pillow wall now, the elder yelling out profusely as he got his or threw a pillow.

Hoseok and I were hysterical, him a heap on the floor and myself crying from laughter.

The door opens and everything freezes. Taehyung has his arm extended as high in the air he has, eyes wide and face suddenly shocked. Jimin has turned his head like an owl, pudgy hands still gripping Taehyung's shirt from when he was trying to pull his arm down. Jin has one leg in the air and his arm extended behind him with a pillow in his hand. Jungkook has tilted his head back over the arm of the chair, hair flopping towards the ground as he stared at the intruders, pillows crowded on his chest and between his folded legs. Hoseok was collapsed on the floor, still laughing hysterically as I stare up at them, forcing my face to be neutral. It's hard.

Makseun and Namjoon were stood at the front door, staring at the mayhem.

"What... in the... What?" Namjoon was looking around at us in confusion, eyebrows furrowed as Makseun started laughing.

"What are you guys doing?" He giggled, examining our strange positions.

"Taehyung stole my money!" Jimin says quickly, pouting like a child as he pointed at the note in Taehyung's hand.

"I did not!" He laughed, holding the note higher so Jimin couldn't get it.

"Give it back Taehyung." Namjoon says with a playful sigh, kicking off his shoes and moving to sit on Seokjin.

"YAH!" The eldest yelled as Namjoon's full weight was placed on top of the cushion on his stomach. He dropped the pillow and began hitting Joon, trying and failing to push him off.

Namjoon laughed and got up. "End this pillow-fight, I commend thee."

Seokjin and Jungkook looked at one another.

"NEVER!"

Their pillows were launched at him and he cried out, protecting his face and dick from their onslaught. When they were done, he looked between them both.

"This is war."

"Bangtan War!" Taehyung giggles, pushing Jimin away as the older boy tried to punch and kick him.

"Free for all or teams?" I ask, letting myself fall onto my ass as I stared up at our "fearless leader".

"Teams." Namjoon.
"Free to all." Seokjin.

They look at one another. "Free for all-"

"PRANK WAR! Please!" Jungkook begs, wiggling excitedly in his seat.

"Yes!"
"No!"
"Vote! Hands up for prank war."

Five hands went up, mine and Seokjin's being the only ones not to.

"Looks like we'll be having a prank war." Namjoon says. "May the best man win."

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"I hate prank wars." I grumble, laying on mine and Makseunie's bed as he brushed his teeth. "I always lose. I'm not creative enough."

He stuck his head out from the bathroom, shrugging his shoulders. "Mmummuh." He hummed, before returning to the bathroom.

"I can never think of what to do. Can you help me?" I ask excitedly, sitting up on the bed and peering into the bathroom.

He catches my eye in the mirror. "Nu -uh. Mffnughngh." He says, shaking his head. He starts to chuckle quietly when he sees me laughing at him. He spits his toothpaste down the drain and swills water around his mouth, spitting it out and drying his face. "No. No way."

I pout at him. "Why not?" I whine like a child.

"I'm not involved in this. Not directly. If you want my help you can pay me." He winks, grabbing his phone as he flops onto the bed beside me. "I'm a bounty hunter I guess." He giggles, sending a message to the apartment group chat.

Maknae-Maknae 🙏: Okay, I'm not involved in this Bangtan War but if you need my help you'll have to pay me. I don't care how, but if you want help I need to be paid 😉

🦀: no bounty hunters

💜🐯: nahhh let him get involved in his first Bangtan War

🍪🐰 : yea itll be cool

🦀 : fine, but don't abuse his resources

I chuckle, shaking my head at their messages. "You really are serious about this, aren't you?"

He nods, smiling cheekily. "Yup."

"How do I permanently buy your allegiance?" I ask playfully, looking up at him with a mockingly serious face.

He paused, seeming to think deeply, before looking down at me and winking. "What did you have in mind~?"

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Sorry this update is short, I'm really low on inspiration for this story at the moment but I know how hyped some of you have got for it so I'm trying my best.

I'm 17 days away from exam leave and a month away from my first exam... wish me luck 😬