You have not experienced the joys of life until you...
1) eat a Funyon chip and an Oreo at the same time
2) try doing a handstand while walking up your narrow staircase and land in a backbend against the wall
3) try doing a handstand walking DOWN the narrow stairs but fail miserably and face plant
4) get hit in the face with a door and get a concussion that way
5) jump off a cliff into a lake
6) step on a wasp
7) jump into the lake with your siblings and then stand on each other's shoulders to see how long they can last underwater when they've done something to spite you earlier that day and you haven't let go of it
8) go on one of those jet-ski things and then tip it over by accident
9) find a big spider in your canoe, then freak out and smash it with your barefoot and get bit in the process
10) speak only in vines to your guardian and watch their confusion
AND A BONUS: get lost in the New York subway system on the way back to the hotel from the Lion King with your old dance teacher, wait an hour for the next train back to the Upper West Side and then eat your warm cheesecake and watch My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding until 4am
