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🤔 BTS Meeting Your Roadman Friends

Now, you may be wondering what a roadman is. I probably can't give that good of a description, so I took to Google.

Well that's not right. Hmm...
Urban dictionary?

Ah yes, that's good. But, I think we need more detail...

Perfect. Now you know what a roadman is and what I have to deal with throughout my hometown (I'm not from London). Anyway, context.

Context: you are from London and long story short *insert BTS member here* is your boyfriend. You both wanted to go back so you did and you meet up with some old friends and this is how each member reacts.

Jin:
Jin is lowkey disgusted but at the same time realises this is the way to get in with the kids and the young people. When they greet him with the phrase "wagwan (what's going on)" he would respond politely but with some comment about how handsome he is would probably slip as well. Your mates seem to think he's alright but they may not see him as handsome (cos roadmen are generally high from weed and stuff so yeah).
Suga:
Now. Yoongi is very swag. We know that already. Roadmen as a species think they're swag and in a way they are but they're on no level compared to Yoonki min. Before even meeting them again, you had shown them videos of how cool your boyfriend was. So, when they met him it was like they had seen a god in real life. Yoongi probably would be disgusted, knowing that true swag comes from a state of mind not how much weed you smoke. He might even give them a lecture. Either way, they would take it all in. They would make jokes about how he is in bed cos of all his lyrics that he spits, but overall be pretty good.

J-Hope:
Hobi would probably be quite intimidated, whether it was the weed, the tracksuits, or merely the fact that they were your friends, but he would laugh a lot and be kind. He might make jokes at their expenses, but they wouldn't mind from the overall happiness of the guy. Problem is after a while they would probably find him annoying. They've got enough weed and drugs to overdose on, they don't need to overdose on happiness as well.

RM:
Absolutely wouldn't be impressed. Would not be happy that these "lowlives" were your friends. He didn't think that you should hang out with them, and he felt extra protective around you when they were there. He also would act extra gentlemanly, to try and intimidate them. He would be kind nonetheless, but not happy.

Jimin:
The little chim chim would probably be so soft that day. He would constantly hug you and be so loveable not just because that's who he was, but also because (like hobi) he would be quite scared of the situation. Still, he would maybe be cool every now and then to please your friends, but only if you seemed okay with it.

V:
I think Tae is a dom (fight me) so he would only stay with them for as long as HE wanted. Any jealousy, any glances, anything that he saw as a threat from these roadmen would be taken personally, even as an insult to you. When they start smoking weed in front of you, Taehyung would drag you away and kiss you harshly, then say "its so that when we stop kissing you breathe pure air". He does care about you, and that's the reason he would be concerned.

Jungkook:
I'm sorry but I feel like Jungkook would study the roadmen lifestyle. He would study how to speak, how to act, what to wear, all that. On the day you all meet, he would buy an adidas tracksuit to match them. When he meets them, he would talk about you and say shit like "she's just a peng ting, innit?" Which funnily enough isn't as flattering as something like "I'm scared if I move or let go you'll fly away, you're a butterfly". But oh well. You would also be quite happy that he was making an effort to fit in, but you would hope that this wasn't a permanent thing. Jungkook isn't a roadman kind of person...

Well...

Yet.