THIS IS LEADING ONTO A SMUT, I'M NOT WRITING IT NOW SORRY
"Ugh..." I said as I sipped my coffee. You'd think, being in your position, that you could get a decent coffee. But no. Life isn't that simple.
Yes, I am the "leader" of those seven devilish boys. In the human world, many speculated that I am their mother. Well, I know I'm not. Obviously there are no rules to incest and all that shit here, but it's still frowned upon. Ironically, even though I'm their boss, I'm younger than them. My father had created them after a trip to Earth, wanting to discover the worst traits of humans. To be honest they need updating, but what can you do?
After observing this, he made these "men" that contained the behaviours he had seen. He did give them personalities as well, because a human just simply couldn't function without other things. It was quite funny, because people believed they were in fact Greek Gods, coming down to have children and leave. What did they think this was? Percy Jackson? No, and they didn't have sex with the mortals they came into contact with. They just took their souls. No emotion in it at all, just did their jobs.
One thing that I modified, that my father never would've, was to make them good at singing and dancing and acting. Yes, hell is fun to watch people getting tortured all the time, but sometimes normal entertainment is better. Oh, I also made them a bit more... "sexually attracted to me". But to be fair, I was going to be my hell if all my days down here consisted of watching 7 insanely hot men and not being able to do anything with them.
I suppose I should get to introducing them. And myself, I guess. My father is called Lucifer, and my mother Lilith. They're both pretty old, but oh well. I'm χάος. That's Greek for Chaos. My parents thought Greek mythology was quite interesting, so they named me that. All the boys are Korean because KPOP seems interesting, so that's why. Whenever they go down to Earth as one, people never know which one is which sin. No one's told the humans whether they are in fact the seven deadly sins, but people have fun speculating.
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That's a picture I took of them all the other day. Jimin wanted to be somewhere else, evidently, but I still made him do it. I'll name them from left to right: Taehyung (lust), Yoongi (sloth), Jin (pride), Jungkook (greed), Namjoon (envy), Jimin (gluttony, but I wish he wasn't because he gets upset about it) and Hoseok (anger). Taehyung is generally the one I sleep with the most, I wonder why, and he is a WONDER. Yoongi is normally very gentle, but it's probably because he can't be bothered to do more. Jin is quite good, but him talking about it all the time puts me off. Jungkook is a lord, he barely lets me leave - he can't get enough of me. Namjoon is also quite good but he gets jealous about the other guys all the time. Jimin is almost bipolar: sometimes he's cute as hell, and sometimes you'd think he's a devil. And last but not least, Hoseok is a rough guy. He's always angry for no reason. Sometimes you can tell he's putting it on.
I'd love to write some more, but Taehyung's calling me. What a shame (!)
