Captain:*Reading a horror book about friends getting killed*
Doorbell rings
Chase:*Barking crazy*
Captain:*looks at Chase then Runs towards the door*
Doorbell rings nonstop
Captain: alright alright keep your cool down!
???: Open the door you guys!
???: yeah please!
Captain:*opens the door O_O sees Elmo and Kermit the frog* uh...can I help you?
Elmo: yeah you can help us.
Kermit: yes please.
Captain: with what?
Kermit: We're robbing u mother fucker!
Captain: what?
Kermit:*Pulls out gun from under the bush* Ok rise your hands up and no one gets hurt bitch!
Captain: what the hell!? Am I seriously getting rob by the muppets right now?
Elmo: Hell Yeah you are!
Kermit: Elmo go and get the money now.
Elmo: what get the money where I don't see anything?
Kermit: go and find the money dude!
Elmo: Ok Ok Geez. *Runs and looks around for money*
Captain: Really? What the fuck dude!?
Kermit: shut up!
Captain: .........
Elmo: Elmo founds the money! Elmo founds the money!
???:*Pops out of nowhere and tackles Elmo*
Elmo:*Screams*
Kermit: Elmo? Elmo!? Where's my friend!?
Captain: hey you got the gun and I'm standing right here I don't know where he is.
Kermit: where the hell is he!?
Captain: I don't know!
Kermit: you tell me where he is or I will shoot this gun and kill you!
Captain: Whoa dude chill!
Kermit: you don't tell me to chill!
Captain: Zak has him!
Kermit: Whose Zak? Huh who is he!? Who is he!?
Captain: He's my friend! Or Fliqpy might have him?
Kermit: Whose the hell is Fliqpy!?
Captain: my other friend and he's a killer.
Kermit: he's a killer?
Captain: yes.
Kermit: well fuck u!
Captain: idiot.
Kermit: what was that?!
Captain: Nothing green tree.
Kermit: did you just call me a tree!?
Captain: Maybe.
Kermit: oh you are so fucking dead!
Elmo: Kermit! KERMIT!!!!
Kermit: Elmo!? Where the fuck are you!?
Elmo: over here!
Kermit: Elmo yo u ok!?
Elmo: what do you think do I looked ok to you!?
Kermit:*Sees someone with Elmo* who the fuck are you?!
???: Names Zak you must be Kermit.
Kermit: Hell Yeah my name's Kermit!
Zak: release captain then I'll let your friend live.
Kermit:*Looks at Captain then looks at Elmo*
Ok fine bitch. *Lowers Gun down*
Captain:*Backs Away slowly away from Kermit*
Zak:*Release Elmo* Ok.
Chase:*Barks and snarls at them*
Captain: this has been wild.....just like us!
Henry:*Goes Behind Elmo*
Fliqpy:*Tackles Kermit*
Kermit: Ok there you g-Ahhh!!! *Gets tackle*
Henry:*Tackles Elmo*
Elmo: Ker-Waaa!
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