Captain:*Reading a horror book about friends getting killed* 
                              Doorbell rings 
                              Chase:*Barking crazy* 
                              Captain:*looks at Chase then Runs towards the door* 
                              Doorbell rings nonstop 
                              Captain: alright alright keep your cool down!
                              ???: Open the door you guys! 
                              ???: yeah please! 
                              Captain:*opens the door O_O sees Elmo and Kermit the frog* uh...can I help you? 
                              Elmo: yeah you can help us. 
                              Kermit: yes please. 
                              Captain: with what? 
                              Kermit: We're robbing u mother fucker! 
                              Captain: what? 
                              Kermit:*Pulls out gun from under the bush* Ok rise your hands up and no one gets hurt bitch! 
                              Captain: what the hell!? Am I seriously getting rob by the muppets right now? 
                              Elmo: Hell Yeah you are!
                              Kermit: Elmo go and get the money now. 
                              Elmo: what get the money where I don't see anything? 
                              Kermit: go and find the money dude! 
                              Elmo: Ok Ok Geez. *Runs and looks around for money* 
                              Captain: Really? What the fuck dude!? 
                              Kermit: shut up! 
                              Captain: ......... 
                              Elmo: Elmo founds the money! Elmo founds the money! 
                              ???:*Pops out of nowhere and tackles Elmo* 
                              Elmo:*Screams* 
                              Kermit: Elmo? Elmo!? Where's my friend!? 
                              Captain: hey you got the gun and I'm standing right here I don't know where he is. 
                              Kermit: where the hell is he!? 
                              Captain: I don't know! 
                              Kermit: you tell me where he is or I will shoot this gun and kill you!
                              Captain: Whoa dude chill! 
                              Kermit: you don't tell me to chill! 
                              Captain: Zak has him! 
                              Kermit: Whose Zak? Huh who is he!? Who is he!? 
                              Captain: He's my friend! Or Fliqpy might have him? 
                              Kermit: Whose the hell is Fliqpy!? 
                              Captain: my other friend and he's a killer.
                              Kermit: he's a killer? 
                              Captain: yes. 
                              Kermit: well fuck u! 
                              Captain: idiot. 
                              Kermit: what was that?! 
                              Captain: Nothing green tree. 
                              Kermit: did you just call me a tree!? 
                              Captain: Maybe. 
                              Kermit: oh you are so fucking dead! 
                              Elmo: Kermit! KERMIT!!!! 
                              Kermit: Elmo!? Where the fuck are you!?
                              Elmo: over here! 
                              Kermit: Elmo yo u ok!? 
                              Elmo: what do you think do I looked ok to you!? 
                              Kermit:*Sees someone with Elmo* who the fuck are you?! 
                              ???: Names Zak you must be Kermit. 
                              Kermit: Hell Yeah my name's Kermit! 
                              Zak: release captain then I'll let your friend live. 
                              Kermit:*Looks at Captain then looks at Elmo* 
Ok fine bitch. *Lowers Gun down* 
                              Captain:*Backs Away slowly away from Kermit* 
                              Zak:*Release Elmo* Ok. 
                              Chase:*Barks and snarls at them* 
                              Captain: this has been wild.....just like us! 
                              Henry:*Goes Behind Elmo* 
                              Fliqpy:*Tackles Kermit*
                              Kermit: Ok there you g-Ahhh!!! *Gets tackle* 
                              Henry:*Tackles Elmo* 
                              Elmo: Ker-Waaa!
                              
                                
                                     
                                
                                  
                                  
                                    
                                      
                                      
                                    
                                  
                                 
                                
                                
                                  
                                  Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
                                 
                               
                              
                                      
                                          
                                   
                                              YOU ARE READING
Funny Octonauts/Bloopers
RandomHope this make you laugh!!! Contacts of my stories Not really it's funny!!!!
 
                                               
                                               
                                                  