Kermit the frog and Elmo

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Captain:*Reading a horror book about friends getting killed*

Doorbell rings

Chase:*Barking crazy*

Captain:*looks at Chase then Runs towards the door*

Doorbell rings nonstop

Captain: alright alright keep your cool down!

???: Open the door you guys!

???: yeah please!

Captain:*opens the door O_O sees Elmo and Kermit the frog* uh...can I help you?

Elmo: yeah you can help us.

Kermit: yes please.

Captain: with what?

Kermit: We're robbing u mother fucker!

Captain: what?

Kermit:*Pulls out gun from under the bush* Ok rise your hands up and no one gets hurt bitch!

Captain: what the hell!? Am I seriously getting rob by the muppets right now?

Elmo: Hell Yeah you are!

Kermit: Elmo go and get the money now.

Elmo: what get the money where I don't see anything?

Kermit: go and find the money dude!

Elmo: Ok Ok Geez. *Runs and looks around for money*

Captain: Really? What the fuck dude!?

Kermit: shut up!

Captain: .........

Elmo: Elmo founds the money! Elmo founds the money!

???:*Pops out of nowhere and tackles Elmo*

Elmo:*Screams*

Kermit: Elmo? Elmo!? Where's my friend!?

Captain: hey you got the gun and I'm standing right here I don't know where he is.

Kermit: where the hell is he!?

Captain: I don't know!

Kermit: you tell me where he is or I will shoot this gun and kill you!

Captain: Whoa dude chill!

Kermit: you don't tell me to chill!

Captain: Zak has him!

Kermit: Whose Zak? Huh who is he!? Who is he!?

Captain: He's my friend! Or Fliqpy might have him?

Kermit: Whose the hell is Fliqpy!?

Captain: my other friend and he's a killer.

Kermit: he's a killer?

Captain: yes.

Kermit: well fuck u!

Captain: idiot.

Kermit: what was that?!

Captain: Nothing green tree.

Kermit: did you just call me a tree!?

Captain: Maybe.

Kermit: oh you are so fucking dead!

Elmo: Kermit! KERMIT!!!!

Kermit: Elmo!? Where the fuck are you!?

Elmo: over here!

Kermit: Elmo yo u ok!?

Elmo: what do you think do I looked ok to you!?

Kermit:*Sees someone with Elmo* who the fuck are you?!

???: Names Zak you must be Kermit.

Kermit: Hell Yeah my name's Kermit!

Zak: release captain then I'll let your friend live.

Kermit:*Looks at Captain then looks at Elmo*
Ok fine bitch. *Lowers Gun down*

Captain:*Backs Away slowly away from Kermit*

Zak:*Release Elmo* Ok.

Chase:*Barks and snarls at them*

Captain: this has been wild.....just like us!

Henry:*Goes Behind Elmo*

Fliqpy:*Tackles Kermit*

Kermit: Ok there you g-Ahhh!!! *Gets tackle*

Henry:*Tackles Elmo*

Elmo: Ker-Waaa!

Elmo: Ker-Waaa!

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