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Kids:*Plays "Life Is Fun By Odds1sout/BoyinaBand*

James:*Dragging BoyinaBand*

Dave:*Gets dragged by James*

Kids:*Looks at them*

James: in...3...2..1!

Kids: ?

James: Ahhh! Such a beautiful day, uh (Yeah)
The sun's shining in a beautiful way, uh (Whoo)
Gonna take a shower, brush my teeth and
Dave: Life is ultimately meaningless
James:Uhh... Uhh...
But I'll get out of the house
Get on the road, top down, hands out
Put on my favorite song and nod to the rhythm
Dave: The planet's being destroyed by your carbon emissions
James: Oh But I- I-, I'll head to class
Try my best on every test 'til I pass
And my grades are screaming in my face, hey
Dave: 98 percent of what you learn is a waste
James: I get to hang out with all my friends (Yeah)
My friends are the friendliest friends
Can't think of a better way to spend my time
Dave: Your brain is flawed, and all your friends will die
James: Never mind!
I'm alive in the greatest nation!
So proud of the
Dave: exploitation of natives
James: This graceful bird means freedom for all
Dave: Tell that to the slaves, and bald eagles aren't bald
James: I can live in the moment, milk every second
Dave: At any time you could get clinical depression
James: But I'll just be happy, no matter what's in store
Dave: It's quite genetic, and we have no cure
James: Uh, at least
We are young
Dave: Not for long
James: Life is fun
Dave: It only goes downhill
James: We gotta make the most of it! Make the most of it!
Dave: Or you'll regret it
James: We are young
Dave: For now
James: Life is fun
Dave: For some people
James: We gotta make the most of it! Make the most of it!
Dave: Good luck
James: Woo! I got a brand new job today! (Yeah)
Doin stuff that'll help the economy (Uh)
I'll save money and buy things at the store
Dave: Banks can crash and capitalism is flawed
James: And it's all because of my hard work
Dave: And the thousand advantages you lucked into at birth
James: I put a lotta effort in my resume!
Dave: Good thing you don't have a black person's name
James: I'm proud to be a functioning member of society
Finally, I can be the citizen I dream to be
Part of the community, contribute with my tax
What could possibly stop me?
Dave: The shrinking middle class
James: I've at least got a nice stable job
Dave: Until it's outsourced to China or replaced by a robot
James: OH GOD! Well, then I could relax a bit
Dave: You'll be empty with nothing to distract from it
James: But man, I'm a passionate graduate
I can be different, and I have a career paths to pick from
I could be a rapper or an animator if I'm lucky
Dave: Neither of those will make you happy, trust me
James:I'm able to choose what I pursue (Yeah)
Dave: You're a slave to people born richer than you
James: Then screw it, I'll keep going in
Then I'll party on the weekend and sing, (no, oh, oh oh)
Dave: Thanks to autotune
James: We are young
Dave: Not for long
James: Life is fun
Dave: It only goes downhill
James: We gotta make the most of it! Make the most of it!
Dave: Or you'll regret it
James: We are young
Dave: We still die
James: Life is fun
Dave: Until you die
James: We gotta make the most of it! Make the most of it
Dave: Because you'll die
James: Life is a wonder
Dave: You'll never know the answer
James: Nature is a miracle
Dave: Natural disasters
James: It's good to be alive
Dave: You could wake up with cancer
James: But I'm healthy
Dave: Healthy people still get cancer
James: I love this show
Dave: It's the last episode
James: The sun is shining
Dave: It's going to explode
James: Every species is beautiful and unique, though
Dave: Children have malaria thanks to mosquitoes
James: I met a cute girl with a ponytail
Dave: Statistically that relationship is going to fail
James: I have a wonderful family, it's like no other
Dave: You're not special, and one day you'll bury your mother (James: Geez Dude)
James: No matter what, I can find a home!
Dave: We, Will All, Die, Alone
James: There's amazing potential in every human on earth
Dave: There's no escaping the heat death of the universe
James: I don't have to live life based on negative parts
No matter how bad they are, they're just thoughts
Dave: Yeah, that's fair
James: Wait, really?
Dave: Yeah that seems reasonable
James: Wait, wait, wait, wait but you were just telling me to-
Dave: Whatever man, I dunno, live your life how you want
I'm not forcing you to do anything, I'm just saying
James: Oh...
Well in that case...
We are young!
Life is fun!
We gotta make the most of it! Make the most of it!
We are young!
Life is fun!
We gotta make the most of it! Make the most of it!
Dave: Enjoy it while it lasts!

Kids:*Singing* WE ARE YOUNG LIFE IS FUN!!!!

Everyone:*Looks at James and Dave*

James/Dave:*Looks at them and runs*

Everyone:*runs after them*

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