Funny Octonauts/Bloopers

Zak's Dad And Captain's Mom Getting married!?!?!?!?!

Captain: Where is she?

Chase: Are you nervous about meeting your mom captain?

Captain: what me? No I'm just....uh.....ok yes I am I haven't seen her in years.

Chase: Captain Just calm down.

Zak: Yeah Captain Calm down buddy.

Captain: *Inhale and Exhale.* You're right Zak. I mean what's the worse that can happen?

Molly: Barney!

Captain: *Blushing.* Mom!

Zach: Hey son.

Zak: Dad!? What are you doing here with her!?

Molly: Um son there's something I wanna to tel you.

Zach: me too Zak Get you're brother here please.

Zak: O....K I'll get him over here. ZACK DAD'S HERE!!!

Zack: Daddy!

Zach: Hey Zack how's the octopod Adventures going?

Zack: it fun!

Molly: Are you going to tell them?

Zach: You should tell your son first.

Captain: tell me what?

Zak: Dad What's going on?

Molly: um...Son there's something I wanna tell you about.

Zach: you two.

Zak and Captain: What is it?

Molly and Zach: We're getting married.

Captain and Zak: WHAT!?!?!?

Captain: What!? Is this a joke!? Tell me it's a joke!?

Molly: It's no joke son.

Zach: You heard us.

Zak and Captain: *Scream loudly.*

Captain: No No you get away from her!!!

Zak: Hey back off get away from my dad!

Captain: Oh yeah right Ghost Loser!!!

Zak: Says the guy who stayed in his room for 5 hours!!!!!

Captain: says the guy whose afraid of clowns!!!

Zak: That's my thing not yours!!!!

Captain: I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT YOUR DAD IS MARRYING MY MOM!!!!

Zak: SO WHAT!?

Zach: Guys Stop!

Molly: My son is crazy then you're Son right?

Zach: Yep they're both Crazy.

Fliqpy: Hey Guys um...I think I'm in trouble....*Walks into the HQ with Blood on his Clothes and saw Zach and Molly.*

Molly: Barnacles whose that? *Points at Fliqpy.*

Captain: him.....uh....

Fliqpy: What's going on?

Zak: he's Fliqpy the Killer.

Captain: Dude! *Punches Zak's arm.*

Molly: Uh....*Grabs her son and growls at Fliqpy.*

Captain: mom please he's not going to kill you or anyone!

Molly: Are you sure honey?

Captain:  Argh I'm sure mom.

Fliqpy: *Gulps in fear.* 

Captain: *Went towards Fliqpy.* If you kill my mom I'll kill you!

Fliqpy: .........

Zak: Same thing you kill my dad I'll kill you!

Fliqpy: Alright I won't kill your parents!!!! Damn!

Molly: watch your language little man!

Fliqpy: yes Barnacles mom! Ha!

Captain yelling: FLIQPY!!!!

Fliqpy: .........................................................

Zak: you better keep your mouth shut or your dead Literally!

Fliqpy: .......

Molly: Barnacles.

Captain: what mom?

Molly: Are you alright?

Captain: I'm fine.

Molly: what happened to your eye and ear?! Did you get into a fight!?

Captain: mom it's fine it's just a little blood but I'm ok.

Molly: Are you eating enough?

Captain: Mom please don't embarrass me in front of my friends please.

Molly: I'm just making sure that you're ok Barney.

Zak and Fliqpy:*Snickers.* Barney! Ha!

Zach: Come On Zaky waky!

Zak: Dad!!!!!

Zach: what it's true. That what mom call you.

Zak: ..............

Zack: I miss mom.

Zach: I know son me too.

Molly: *Sighs.*

Captain: *Sighs.* Dad.......

Molly: I know son. I miss him too.

Zak: What?

Captain: I don't want to talk about it.

Molly: it's just that......He doesn't wanna remember him.

Captain: He used us to kill! You shouldn't have married him!!! *Storms off.*

Molly: ..............