Woody: um...hello?
Chucky: What the Fuck bitch! Where the hell are you going!? get me outta here!!!!
Woody: um...uh.
Chucky: What the hell are you looking at bitch!
Woody: ..............
Chucky: who the hell are you?
Woody: well....I'm woody and you are?
Chucky: fucking asshole! I'm Chucky the Killer doll bitch!
Woody: oh....um....uhh...*Rubs back of neck*
Chucky: I need to get out of here so I can kill Andy.
Woody: Andy? Did you say Andy?
Chucky: What is it to you?
Woody: don't hurt Andy please.
Chucky: *Scoffed* why? he knows my secret! He knows that I can talk!
Woodsy: no he doesn't.
Chucky: Yes he does I kill his baby sister out the fucking window then I used him to get the fuck away from his mother then I killed others of those blasters that I've met those bitches.
Woody: Wait you What?!
Chucky: I'm a killer.
Woody: *Looks at Chucky* ohh...kkk.
Chucky: WHAT THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO!?!?!?
Woody: ..............
Chucky: do you like to kill?
Woody: WHAT!?!?!? NO!!!!
Chucky: Ok Ok Geez! *Whispers* Don't let the snake in your boot bite.
Woody: Wait What?!
Chucky: Nothing.
Woody: O____O um....was that supposed to be sarcastic?
Chucky: Argh! *Tackles Woody to the ground*
Woody:*Screams and gets tackled to the ground hard*
Chucky: you're gonna pay cowboy!
Woody: *Shudders* W...w...what are you going to do to m...m...me?
Chucky: I'm gonna kill you!
Woody: *Screams*
*End of FlashBack*
Woody: Wait Wait hold up!
Chucky: oh come on woody!
Woody: That's not how it happened!
Chucky: well that how it happened!
Woody: lier!
Chucky:*Sighs roughly* God kill me!
Woody: Dude you got killed by the officer Andy's mom and Tiffany that you got her...
Chucky:*Stabs knife on table* SHUT UP WOODY!!!!
Captain: Boys!
Chucky:*Sighs* god I hate this place.
Woody: um....should I started running now?
Everyone: yes yes you should.
Woody: Ok....*Zooms off*
Chucky:*Runs after woody* GET BACK HERE BITCH!!!!!!!!
Everyone: CRAA-ZZYY!
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