Damian wayne x reader oneshots (COMPLETED)

Damian x cat reader funny moments

(meow.)

the first funny moment

Damian was sitting down on the couch reading as he had Titus sleeping next to him. he didn't see y/n all the day but he knew that she is a kitten and what she could do wrong? he snapped out of his thoughts as Tim walked on him. he was covered in scars and bites as he was holding y/n from the nape. "don't fucking let this insane cat in m,y room sleeping or i will throw her out the window the next time." he said throwing Y/n at Damian's face as she meowed loudly . Damian glared at him angrily as he left the room.. "you okay y/n?" he said as he patted her fur as she purred cutely "the next time i want you to bite him from the balls ok?" he said as he hugged her. "meow." she left out a soft meow as a yes.

the second funny but more cute moment

Damian's POV 

i sighed as i whispered "damn it.." i was laying on the ground in the batcave as i was hurt badly from the mission. i tried to stand up but i failed as i fell back down. i saw Y/n as she ran towards me as she started sniffing me with her small nose she started to lick my forehead that was covered in blood as she kept licking the blood "Y/n stop that's disgusting." i said as i groaned in pain "Y/n go and get the bandages." i said as she turned around and ran out the batcave. its been 3 minutes as i heard a loud crash and and something falls down as i saw Y/n running back holding a bit of the bandages in her mouth and the rest of the bandages were rolled over on the ground from behind her. i smiled at the cute view as i patted her head "good girl" i said as i started to wrap the bandages around my hurt areas 

the third funny moment 

Damian POV

i wish Y/n wasn't that jealous from Titus. i mean for real. today was a sunny day and it was the first day in summer holiday.. it's been a long while sense the last day i took Titus to a walk. i was outside the mansion as i throw Titus his favorite tennis ball "go get it!" i said as he ran behind the ball. i heard a loud cry of Meowing and woofing as i saw Y/n running to me while holding the tennis ball in her mouth asking for attention. she put it down in front of my feet as she sat down on her butt "....for real Y/n?" i said as she tilted her head "meow." "no Y/n today is Titus's day and you got all the attention the last 2 weeks. Leave a space for Titus." i said as i realized what i said was kind of mean even though she is just an animal i felt bad..i looked at her as she had her ears down. she ran away as Titus ran after her. "i wish you were that soft towards humans too." Dick said as i hissed "shut it Grayson." i said as i followed Titus and Y/n inside the mansion. i saw Titus sitting down on couch and he was cleaning Y//n by licking her. she didn't look every pleased as i smiled..she is just a kitten after all..

the fourth funny moment and the last one 

Damian POV

i was bathing Titus,pennyworth,batcow  today. i was drying Batcow as then i remembered that Y/n didn't take her bath for a while now. i looked around as i saw a fur hiding inside Dad's shoes as Dad was getting ready for work he then picked up the shoes as pulled Y/n out of it "................MEOW." she meowed loudly sense she is like 100% sure that Bruce will give her to me to bath her and that what happened. she was trying to wiggle off my grip and fall down as i held her by the nape and bathed her. after 3 good hours of mowing and cat screams and a lot of bandages for me later she was finally clean as  she ran around and dumped into the table causing the Flour to fall on her. "please have mercy on my damn soul.." i said as i started running after this damn cat

so yeah that is it for today. hope you enjoyed and wait for new chapters soon

bai<3