Damian wayne x reader oneshots (COMPLETED)

Damian X reader Saturday.

(i need ideas or this book will stop for a while :<) 

Dick POV

i was drinking my coffee as I remembered what today is. its Saturday and Bruce asked me to take Damian and the boys out for today sense we only leave the mansion when there is a disaster or a crime. i sighed as i rubbed my forehead "what's wrong master Dick?" Alfred said as i looked at him "nothing just thinking about taking the guys out today..although i don't want embarrassing moments trying not letting Damian kill Tim or Jason hook up with another girl...or worse.." i said as Alfred spoke "i know where is the perfect place for your recuperation, Master Dick."i looked at him as i took a sip from my black coffee "hm?" i said as he spoke "there is a cafe opened next to the Gotham park. i went there last week and it was really good and relaxing. why don't you take the boys there?" Alfred said as i thought for a moment. i trust Alfred when it comes for good places."okay but do you think that the guys will like it there?" i asked as he nodded "i am sure, master dick."  (ugh i love Alfred's voice way too much that i could imagine it without hearing it. XDDDD) 

while we were talking Damian walked in with Titus as he was in a black coat, black boots as he was wearing a heavy turtle neck pullover on black jeans as he sat down on the chair not even bothering to say good morning. "good morning master Damian" said Alfred as Damian spoke "morning.." he said as i sighed. Tim and Jason walked in as they seemed ready as well. they sat down as we started having breakfast. Damian didn't bother himself by eating as he gave his food to Titus and he ate it all "Titus. if you ate all the food Master Damian won't have anything to eat.." Said Alfred as Damian spoke "let him i am not hungry.." he said as he got up and walked outside. "i will be waiting for you in the car." he said as Titus followed him after he ate Damian's food "what is with him?" i asked as Tim spoke, "when he came from the mission last night he didn't seem  right. he even didn't act is normal self with me.. he didn't even say anything when he knew we are going out today." 

i sighed as Jason spoke "i think he fought with his girlfriend and they broke up." he said as i awed a little  and Tim spoke "...Nah i don't guess so. now can we go before Damian drive the car and leave us alone?" he said as we got up and left "have fun." Alfred said as we got in the car and drove. it was quiet and awkward as Tim spoke "so Damian don't you think that you are quiet today..?" i had my attention on the road as Damian spoke "......no i am not......" he said as Jason looked at me and i did the same from the front mirror "..." we arrived as i smiled "there it is. the cafe." i said as Jason and Tim awed a bit "

Damian POV

i walked inside the cafe as Titus was walking next to me. Dick sat down as we did the same and i looked around. it was a nice quiet place as there were families and children. Titus was sitting down next to me as i rubbed his head. "hi how can i help you?" said the waitress as she was giving us weird looks more than Dirty ones. i glared at her as i thought she was trying to hook up with one of us "and what would the young man want?" she said as i glared more at her "  ...another maid. and tell her to bring an ice tea brown sugar instead of white and a piece of a lemon cake. and oh. tell her not to cut the skirt just to make her hips wider." i said as she blushed and ran away. Jason laughed as Tim did the same "welcome back." Dick said as rolled my eyes "stop it Grayson." i said as he smiled more as another maid walked towards us. she had a H/c hair, Big E/C as she had a S/c. she walked towards us as she was wearing the same costume as the last Waitress