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How Can You Consume Alcohol?

So I got a request for Loki x Hulks sister reader. Sense there wasn't really more than that I hope this is good enough. Also I got 822 reads. *Squeals* thank you my wonderful readers. FGF out!

You and Bruce has just got back from a fight against more of Shields enemies. You were headed up Stark tower so you could relax for once.

Your name was Y/n but you were mostly know as Hulks sister. You and Bruce were brother and sister. You had done the gamma tests with him but while he had turned into the hulk you had just became permanently green.

You had hid from civilisation until Shield had found you and recruited you. You were now one of their best fighters. You had met your brother again a few years later and you both cried in each others arms. But now you two were together in everything you guys did.

Anyway, the elevator dinged open and you and Bruce walked out to everyone lounging around on the couches. There was Thor, Rogers, Tony, Natasha, Clint, and someone you didn't recognize.

"Y/n your back!" Tony yelled as you both came over and sat down on the couches.

"Hello to you too Tony."

Everyone else said hi to you both, except the guy over by Thor. Tony noticed you looking at him.

"Oh this is Loki, Y/n. Remember?" He said.

So this was the asgardian Prince you'd heard so much about. "Yes I do but what is he doing here?"

"Basically house arrest." Clint said.

"I don't not understand Man of Birds Loki has not arrested any house's. "

You chuckled. "Good to see you again Thor."

"You too Lady Y/n. How was your travels?"

"A lot of fun actually." You smiled.

Bruce groaned beside you. "Only you would find that fun, Y/n."

You laughed then noticed Loki looking at you. He looked away quickly when you noticed him, with what looked like a slight blush on his face. You smirked. Oh this was gonna be fun.

You stood up. "Anyone want a drink?"

Tony cheered. "This is why I love you Y/n!"

Everyone else but Rogers wanted one. ( "It's only 1 in the afternoon, how can you consume alcohol?" )
You walked off to the kitchen but just as you passed Loki you rocked your hips, looked down at him, winked, and blew a kiss. He turned beat red. The he opened then closed his mouth. You giggled then walked off to the kitchen.

As you were getting the alcohol 🍸🍸, :) you noticed a presence behind you. You smirked again and turned around to see Loki still red.

"Hello!" You smiled. " my name's Y/n. I'm Bruce's sister. "

Loki coughed. "Your the Hulk's sister?"

You rolled your eyes before turning back around and filling the glasses with everyone's favourites. You put them on a tray and handed Loki one.

"Can you handle your liquor Loki?" You grinned at him in challenge.

"Much better than you probably." He retorted.

You just smirked. Loki didn't know but the liquor you were using didn't affect you at all. You and Bruce needed a special kind for it to work on you guys. So no matter how much of this you drank, it wouldn't work. 'Course only you and Bruce knew that. You danced out to the living room.

"Drinking contest!" You screamed.

Everyone (except Rogers) cheered.

Time skip brought to you by liquor :)

You and Bruce were laughing your heads off at the state everyone was in. Eventually you had to help the drunk, passed out people into their beds. After flipping Tony in his bed, you said you'd get Loki into his and Bruce smiled gratefully.

"See you in the morning Y/n!" He called walking off to bed.

You walked off to get Loki to see him so drunk you really doubted he could see straight.

"Y/n Your so beautiful," he slurred " would you go out with me? I would really love it your so nice and powerful and pretty... "

"Ok tough guy let's get you to bed."

He wobbled the entire was slurring what you thought where praises about how nice you were, and how pretty and how you could probably best Thor in a fight. You were full out laughing when you put him to bed. "Goodnight Loki,"

Another Time skip cause I said so.

Of course everyone has major hangovers in the morning but who cared? Well they did but you didnt, not really. You found Loki standing the kitchen sink groaning. You passed him some aspirin before laughing at his state. He growled at you the drowned the entire bottle.

"Ok that can not be good for you, but I had something I wanted to talk to you about." You said.

" Yah? " he groaned again.

"So do you still want to go out with me?" You smirked. " I'm mean I'm so nice and pretty and powerful and could beat Thor in a fight and all that... "

He turned red again. "I said all that?!" He squeaked. " well I'm mean if you want to-but you don't have-I mean-well if ya-"

You kissed him softly. "I'd like that."

Suddenly you both heard a shout. "AH HECK NAH! NO SUPERVILLAIN IS DATING MY LITTLE SIS!!!"

Loki ran off with an angry Bruce chasing him.

"Y/n help me!"

You just laughed.

So tell me, tell me, tell me. Did I do good? This was my first request so I hope so. Please send me more by the way. I don't really got ideas. And I'm good with all except smut. Anyway thanks for the read. FGF out!