Chapter 1: Normal Life? Nahhhhhhhhhhh

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Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters. They belong to J.K Rowling and Rick Riordan. I won't do a disclaimer every chapter, but every other chapter, got it?  Also, Uncle Rick is a troll if you know what I mean. 

(A/N this is my first fan-fiction, so please don't judge me too hard. Also comment any spelling/grammar errors, I'm not perfect so I'll need all the help I can get, thanks) 

Percy Pov:

I could literally taste them. Blue cookies, my mom's specialty. In the oven. So, naturally, Annabeth had to wake me up. 

"WAKE UP SEAWEED BRAAAAAAAIN! DO YOU WANT BREAKFAST OR NO!?" I jumped up, and then cursed under my breath. Perfect way to start my day. 

"Mornin' wise girl. You couldn't have been any nicer," I said, yawning.

She rolled her eyes. "Percy, breakfast is almost over. Also, Chiron called for a house meeting for the seven after breakfast, so literally no excuses."

I wasn't particularly happy about that news, but I changed (after Annabeth left, I'm not that weird) and went to breakfast. I shoved some blue pancakes into my mouth just before breakfast was over. Then, I head to the big house.

Everyone was already there. I mean, all of the seven even Leo, who came back from wherever he was with Calypso. I'm late to everything. I sat down next to Annabeth, who pecked me on the cheek and then went back to staring at Chiron.  

"Alright demigods, I have to tell you something." I snorted, because this was clear. Why else would we be here?  "We have to send you off to a boarding school in Scotland."

There was suddenly loud protests, in which I contributed in. "You said no more quests Chiron!" Annabeth said.

"I'm not the fates, now, am I?" mumbled Chiron. "But it's not your typical boarding school. It's a school of Witchcraft and Wizardry."

"What?!" questioned Piper after a long silence as we tried to process this information.

Chiron sighed. "Long ago, Hecate blessed a few mortals with magic powers. The males became known as wizards, and the females as witches. Then they created this school, Hogwarts-"

We double over with laughter. "Pig skins! Pigs with acne!" Leo roared. I mean, what kind of name is Pig warts. 

 "-Where magical beings learn how to control there powers. The history isn't too important, you can read about that. The present is." Chiron said after we calmed down. 

My head started hurting as he continued. "There was this dark wizard whom they all feared. He was mercy-less. He killed many people only so that he may gain power. His name was Voldermort."

"MOLDYSHORTS!" I screamed, laughing. What is it with wizards and these names? 

"This could be a Leo classic. Why did you visit a pig with acne? Because I was sick of having MOLDY SHORTS!" Leo hollered, rolling off his chair. Jason had to hold onto his glasses to make sure they didn't fall off, and Frank turned into a hyena. (A/N that's soo bad Ik. But I had too so...) 

"Are you done yet?" asked Chiron. We nodded, while I wiped the tears of laughing from my face. "Okay, so anyway he was killed by this boy who was the subject of a prophecy-"

"Poor guy," I mutter.

"-And that's what I need you to focus on. The guy. His name is Harry Potter, and even though he thinks he is done with trouble, you guys need to go there and protect him."

Hazel raised her hand. "Why us?"

"Good question Hazel and that's because of a prophecy," Chiron said.

"But I thought the spirit of Delphi wasn't working!" exclaimed Annabeth. Oh, my wise girl. 

"Yes, it isn't, but the wizards have their own way of speaking. So anyway, my good friend Minerva told me about it."

"What's the prophecy, then?" asked Jason. I just wondered Minerva? Like the Roman version of Athena? 

"That hasn't actually been revealed yet. Just clues pointing toward you guys, like 7+3= 10. I don't want to explain. Sooo, you will leave tomorrow. Here's a folder with all the junk you need to know, plus your tickets for the Hogwarts Express, which is explained in the folder. (A/N: bc im lazy). Pack, I expect we will leave early tomorrow." Chiron handed us each a folder. Then he just left. Like, excuse me? Just leave me to find another way to be in a prophecy, even when the FREAKING SPIRIT OF DELPHI ISN'T WORKING! LIKE DAM! Hahahahah dam.

"That was weird," I said to Annabeth. She had a dreamy expression as we left to go to the lake. It was because we were going to a school, no doubt about it.

"Ya but Percy, a school! I wonder if this will count as credits to New Rome..."

"Wise girl. Can't we ever live a normal life?" I asked. 

She looked surprised. "If we had a normal life, we never would have met."

I thought about that, and then said, "I guess your right. Race you to the lake!" And with that, I, Persassy Jackson, ran to the lake.


A/N: So how was it?  I'm pretty happy with it. I hope I can post the next chapter by tomorrow. That's ambitious, Ik, but I know what I'm going to write, so I just have to write it, and that makes it easier. It's the middle of the night where I live, so I should get some sleep. Sooooo...

Stay Cool, my Popsicles.

IceCreamQueen out!


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