BIKINI BOTTOM IN THE HOOD

SANDY & TEXAS

you may remember this episode very well. a sacred childhood moment, indeed. spongebob & patrick hear about sandy leaving for Texas & continue to tease her about it, however, they are too StUpId to KNOCK IT OFF!!!!!!!

WHATEVER YOU DO: DO NOT MOCK A TEXAN. YOU MIGHT GET YOUR A** WHOOPED.

Squidward's aggravation is advised.

SPONGEBOB: Good morning, Bikini Bottom! Ahh, what a beautiful day! [SpongeBob's hand appears from a sand castle pineapple with his face drawn on his hand] I wonder if Patrick's at home.

Yeah, it's a beautiful day right now. Just wait until your dumb a** kicks it off with your D.U.F.F. (dumb, ugly, fat, friend), Patrick.

PATRICK: Hiya SpongeBob! [Patrick's hand comes over from a sand castle rock with his face drawn on his hand] Whatcha doin'?

Speak of the imbecile...

SPONGEBOB: Goin' over to Sandy's place. [both hands walk off together and arrive at a sand-made treedome] Hey, what's this? This doesn't look like Sandy's place.

SANDY: Don't lose your barnacles boys. Hi-yah! [Chops sand castle peak down making a sand image of Texas] There it is!

The squirrel of the minute!!!

SPONGEBOB: What is it?

SANDY: Can't you see? It's Texas.

SPONGEBOB: Texas? What's a Texas? [wave covers sand and ruins Sandy's Texas display]

Don't ask, bro. If she abandoned Texas & the beach for some made up fantasyland beneath the ocean, that definitely means something's wrong.

SANDY: Ohh, it's nothing but a memory now.

Good. It's better this way. All we need to do now, is wipe away Jermany's hairline.

SPONGEBOB: All right then. Let's make one of your tree dome.

Sandy: You know, all of a sudden, I don't feel like sand castles, SpongeBob. I'll see y'all later. [walks off]

Here we freaking go with the mood swings. Gahdamnit, Sandy! Just tell the sponge what's on your mind!!!!

SpongeBob: Sandy? Hi-yah!

Sandy: Aww, SpongeBob, I'm not feeling up to karate now.

SpongeBob: Oh-ho. I get it. Not feeling up to karate, huh? Whatever you say, Sandy. [Turns around] Boy, I hope Sandy doesn't attack me from me from behind. Hi-yah! [grabs Don the Whale from behind and flips him over onto the ground. Don growls like a dog and punches SpongeBob]

Oh, she's gonna attack you. You won't know what hitchya.

SpongeBob: Uhh, Sandy? [surfs in the air] Surf's up Sandy!

Sandy: No, thanks. [enters Jellyfish Fields. Jellyfish are heard buzzing]

SpongeBob: [Runs after a jellyfish with a net] Boy, there's nothing like going jellyfishing! [Patrick runs after one while laughing, then falls on his face. He gets up and runs again]

SpongeBob: Look Sandy, we caught one!

Sandy: Listen, SpongeBob. Right now, I don't want to build sand castles, play karate, or eat jellyfish.

STRIKE 2: YOU'RE TREDDING ON SOME DANGEROUS TERRITORY.

SpongeBob: [laughs] We don't eat 'em! We let 'em go!