Bribing Ms. President

Babala: Ang storyang ito ay binubuo ng mga temang kalokohan, kalandian at kaartehan na di naaangkop sa taong normal, jeje at pa-virgin. Patnubay ng malandi ay kailangan. 

CincoMedicatus ft. Bellalona © June 2014

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PROLOGUE

You know those people who allow themselves feel useless as 'G' in "Lasagna"?

 

Sila yung mga taong hindi kailanman sasaya. They were caging their souls to peeps who can’t even look at them straight in the eye. In other words, sila yung mga taong uto-uto na nagpapaka baba just to get a dick head’s attention. Why am I saying this anyway? Most girls kasi na nandito sa bar na ‘to ay brokenhearted. How did I know? Obvious naman sa ngawa palang ng dalawang babae sa kabilang table. I shook my head.

“Socorro!” I smiled as I looked at the bunch of college students, raising their glasses for a toast. I grinned at them while raising my shot glass too.

“Cheers!” Sabay naming sabi.

I giggled at them before returning my attention to my friends. Napangisi nalang ako nang makita kong halos lahat sila ay may tama na sa utak. They were kissing their boyfriends non-stop at nakaka suka talaga tingnan.

Suddenly, my phone vibrated, shifting my attention. I took it all out from my purse and read the messages. Napailing nalang ako while erasing those text messages. Saturday ngayon diba? Then why the hell are these stupid officers invading my Saturday life? Ano bang akala nila sa’kin? Some sort of a geek na wala nang ginawa kundi ang magpaka tukmol at magpaka kuba para lang sa ikakaunlad ng eskwelahan?

I’m sorry but I’m not the former SSG president. Hindi ako si Nate Corpuz na may 100% dedication.

I’m an SSG president alright but it doesn’t mean that I have to sacrifice my entire life just to spoon countless psychotic students. I love my position, yes. Sino bang ayaw? You have the power and fame and quite frankly, I didn’t know why the faculty and staff chose me. Alam naman nila kung ano ang reputasyon ko sa eskwelahang yun.

“Pressy, I’ll go freshen up muna. Wanna come?” Ngumiwi ako kay Vernie at ngumisi.

My close friends used to call me Pressy – a classy name for President.

“I just got fed a while ago and it was so good kaya salamat nalang. Wala pa akong lakas eh.” This time siya na naman ngayon ang ngumiwi at umismid. Marahan niya akong sinapak sa balikat na mas nagpatawa sa’kin. Vernie is my bitch friend who is unfortunately the VP of the school.

My school is really crazy.

“You’re sick! Ang sabi ko gusto mo bang sumama magbanyo?!” I raised my two hands, surrendering and said okay while giggling. Umiling lang siya sa’kin at sumabay na sa pagtayo.

While walking long strides towards the comfort room, isa isa namang tumatabi ang mga tao sa gitna – as if giving me the entire floor. I raised my chin up, perks of being famous. As if you owned every evident things you see.