Shrek woke up abruptly in the night, having nightmares about Fiona, and his divorce again. To get his mind off of it, he decided to download Tinder. He made an account and after 4 hours of swiping left, he saw her. Caitlyn Jenner. Everything about her made Shrek happy. He scrolled through her pics and swiped right. He waited for a response all through the night and finally slept. The next morning he woke up on the kitchen floor with his phone in his hand. He excitedly looked up at it. At the top of the phone it had one notification, "You and Caitlyn have matched! Start chatting now!" Shrek smiled and his ear-tubes stuck up in the air. He opened her chat. ***************************************** Caitlyn: Hey Shrek, your pics look good!
You: Thanks! Yours are great too!
Caitlyn: Thank You🤭😝
You: What's up with you rn☺️
Caitlyn: I'm actually at work right now, marketing my business sucks😜
Caitlyn: HBU?
You: Just finished cooking breakfast
Caitlyn: oh wow! I love a man who can cook! Send a pic?
You:
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Caitlyn: 💖💖 wanna go on a date tonight?
You: Yea!! How's McDonald's and a Walk in the Swamp?
Caitlyn: Sounds Fun! Meet me at 9 😘😉
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Shrek was so happy. Things were finally back on track for him. Fiona was a distant memory and Lord Farquad never existed. Caitlyn was all he cared about.
