Shrek pulled up to McDonald's in his onion car. "Shrek, all you gotta do is act like you can flex yo mama's rent!" Shrek sighed, "Thanks Lil' Tay." He got out of the car feeling himself in his best outfit. He pushed open the doors to McDonald's like Macklemore in Thrift Shop. He looked around and saw her. Caityln, in the most beautiful outfit he'd ever seen on a woman. He strutted to her and hugged her in a warm embrace. "Hey sexy lady," he muttered slowly on her ear. "Oh Shrek, stop it haha!" Caitlyn laughed and pushed him back. "What do you want to eat babe?" Shrek asked with a smirk. Caitlyn giggled, "SHAREKK YOU ARE SO BADD!!" They got in line and ordered their food: 4, 100 piece chicken nuggets, 17 large sodas, and 37 chicken sandwiches. They ate them slowly while chatting a little. When they finished, 15 minutes later Caitlyn stared at Shrek. "What?" He asked, "is their something in my teeth?" He smirked his beautiful smile.
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Caitlyn literally screamed. "SHREKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!" She fell back in her chair, winded by his good looks. "Is their a man more handsome than the man I'm sitting with right now," she thought. Her mind wandered to herself before the surgery, but decided Shrek was hotter. When they finished eating, they got up to go. "Yea, bring it around" said Shrek. Lil Tay pulled around the onion car. "Where'd you get a whip like this, baby?" Caityln asked in her gorgeous voice, "far far away?" Shrek climbed in, "that's exactly where I got it." He winked and Caityln realized just how lucky she was.
