Caitlyn got home from work. "Hey girl!" Kim Kardashian squealed. "Not now you dumb hoe." Caitlyn rolled her eyes and went to her room. "Kylieeee!!" Caitlyn called. Kylie helped Caitlyn get ready, "who's the lucky guy?" She remarked through her phat lips. "His name is Shrek," Caitlyn said happily, "he's rescued a princess before." She giggles with Kylie. "mooooommm, your so baddd!!" They got Caityln ready and her outfit was Poppin.
"MOM" Kylie squealed, "Shrek is gonna love you!!" Caitlyn blushed, "really?" "mom of course! Good luck on your date!"
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caitlyn+shrek: a forbidden love
Randomafter shrek went through a nasty divorce, he's ready to re-enter the dating world.