"hey Darude wake the friccin hecc up"
*mumble mumble* "why should i do that? you friccin hecc"
"BECAUSE TODAY'S THE FUNERAL OF GANUDA CUNKSEL YOU FRICCIN HECC"
"O FUCC I FORGOT, SO SORY DITE"
"It's 👌 just get ready quickerness"
ONE QUICKERNESS GETTING READY LATER
"Alright Dite I'm ready"
"FINA-HECCIN-LY"
"Don't you mean"
"NO"
"finna heccin ly"
"HECC U DARUDE"
"NO U"
"Let's just go"
aaand we go to the funeral, shame really, he only lasted 2 weeks, but he was really friccin heccin anoying.
so i dgaf
"So darude"
"yep"
"Why are we so exited about a death again?"
"Because they're a friccin hecc"
"Oh right"
we make it to the funeral
END OF PART ONE, I'M A TERRIBLE WRITER
