"We are sorry to announce that *paper rusteles* Ganuda Cunksel is dead"
"WE ALREADY FRICCIN HECCIN KNEW THAT WHY ELSE WOULD WE SHOW UP AT THEIR FRICCIN FUCCIN HECCIN FUNERAL????!????!?"
"stfu darude"
"No u ghilht"
"AnYWAY lets get to the partying"
"WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP"
The party starts, oh no.
"Hey darude"
"yeah dite?"
"Why do we party at someones death?"
"because they're a friccin hecc"
"ok..."
"HEY GUYS I GOT DRINKS"
"WTF GILHT YOU WERE SAD AND SERIOUS A FEW MINUTES AGO"
"STFU DITE"
"NO U"
"Alright what drinks do you have?"
"DARUDE YOU WERE TRYING TO GET OUT OF YOUR ALCOHOLICNESS REMEMBER"
"STFU DITE!!!1!1!!!1!"
this is most definitely a terrible idea
