i wake up
"ughh"
"oh"
i check the time, it's 3:00am
"now time to play som-"
"darude?"
"Who the fu-"
"I'm a different nurse"
"oh ok"
"your gonna be let out of here soon, jus-"
"HECCIN HECC YEH"
"Don't yell! anyway, as i was saying, your gonna be let out in the morning, just don't do any flying or drinking"
"can't promise the last one"
"Yes you can"
"no"
"anyway, I'll leave you be now"
"thancc"
i play some Minecraft, it's friday the 13th as well, wow
after an hour or so i hear a knock on the door
"who the fucc is it"
"Dite."
"alright then, you can come in"
"hey darude, erm i just wanted to say something, something rather important"
"i don't care I'm killing the ender dragon"
"Seriously!"
"no"
"I'm gonna have to stay at your house for a while"
"WHY THE FUC-"
"Because my house got destroyed"
"by who?"
"the... dab police"
DUN DUN DUUUUN
"tHE FUCCIN FUCC"
"i don't know why"
"No i was reacting to the fact i just died in Minecraft"
"you like Minecraft as much as you like to drink, darude"
"i wouldn't go that far"
"ahaha, anyway you're being released now"
"NOW?????"
"Yepityroony"
"alright, but you're helping me"
"got it 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕"
YAY PLOT
