Pinkity Drinki-TEA

Chocolate Tea I

So, you want to try some chocolate tea?
Great choice.

I've been having chocolate tea since 2009, and boy is it time to share it with you.

Now, I have a lot of chocolate tea, so I'll give you small doses of it.

Well chocolate started off very mild, you barely realise that it's there. Only after years of tasting this tea, you get the first unpleasant after taste.

This after taste is depressing, just like the tea it came from, and constantly needs approval and attention from people who, quite frankly, don't give a shit and only pretend to care.

Now if you show the slightest sign of humanity and pretend that you do care, then you'll be shown self-inflicted scratch-like pictures and told stories about ingesting poisonous substances.

Not a mild flavour now, is it?

Now if you are a regular human, that pretends to care, then this chocolate will become quite attached to you and confess it's affection to you.
If it does this then don't hesitate to put the cup down and never pick it up again.

Putting it down will be very easy for you, but remember to not try it again until the constant cries for attention disappear, and they will finally disappear.

How would you rate this "chocolate" tea?