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BELLYACHE !

CHAPTER SEVENTEEN- ON IT !








MESSAGES !


















not MY cleric
CONAN WILLIS SIMMONDS

not MY paladin
my middle name isn't willis?
where did you get that from???

not MY cleric
THATS BESIDES THE POINT

not MY paladin
what IS the point?

not MY paladin
why am i being yelled at

not MY cleric
BECAUSE

not MY cleric
why do you keep ignoring
dylan? i know it's not really
my business but it's almost
been a month and you've
barely spoken a word to him

not MY cleric
well, texted*** a word
to him but whatever
same difference

not MY paladin
it hasn't been almost a month!

not MY paladin
...has it?

not MY cleric
IT HAS BEEN!!!

not MY cleric
but i just don't understand
why you've been ignoring
him because i know it's not
for the reasons you told him

not MY cleric
you guys are best friends

not MY cleric
(except for him and i of course)

not MY paladin
that's the thing

not MY paladin
what if i wanted to be
more than friends?

not MY cleric
wait

not MY cleric
WHAT?????

not MY cleric
SINCE WHEN???

not MY cleric
IM CONFUSED. PLEASE
RIDDLE ME THIS: IF YOU
LIKE HIM WHY ARE YOU
IGNORING HIM

not MY cleric
i'm...my whole life
has been a lie?

not MY paladin
CALM DOWN!!!

not MY paladin
yes, i like him but
it doesn't really matter
it's not a big deal

not MY cleric
BUT...WHY

not MY cleric
YOU LOVE LOVE!
WHY ARENT YOU
OBSESSING OVER
YOUR OWN LOVE!

not MY paladin
ITS NOT NECESSARY!

not MY paladin
nothing's gonna come of it
so what's the point. dylan's
already dating someone anyway
and even if he wasn't...he
doesn't like boys

not MY cleric
dylan's??? not???
dating??? anyone???

not MY cleric
and also YOU IDIOT

not MY paladin
WHY

not MY cleric
have you ever tried
asking him whether
or not he likes boys?
or did you just assume
that he doesn't?

not MY paladin
i...assumed

not MY cleric
and that's where
you messed up!

not MY cleric
why don't you try asking
him whether or not he
likes boys, or you, however
you wanna do this. and see
where it goes from there

not MY paladin

not MY clerici WILL permanently delete all your memes off your phone tomorrow

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not MY cleric
i WILL permanently
delete all your memes
off your phone tomorrow

not MY paladin
i may have them all saved
onto my laptop but please don't

not MY cleric
fine! but think about
what i said please!

not MY paladin
i WILL think about it

not MY cleric
THANK you

not MY cleric
now have a nice night
and don't be an idiot

not MY paladin
on it schnapper


















not being able to take my own characters too seriously because of their contact names....10 points for gryffindor!

(ps: you're welcome if you felt the same)

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