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Bartz: Dude. I dunno 🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️man. But this plan📖seems rad stupid✊🏻✊🏻🙄Now
I'm from Utah🇺🇸💪🏻💪🏻👨🏻🌾
I know🤔💭
What it means to be a planner📈
I planned an entire🆒sleepover🕺🏻😴
in fourth grade👶🏻
BY MYSELF🙌🏻🙌🏻
Nobody 😨😱😱😱😱showed up but ☝🏻that's not what matters
Actually
I think🤔I forgot to give my address📲
They should've known 🙇🏻where I lived🏠
I was famous🌟🌟 in Utah🇺🇸💪🏻
For doing absolutely nothing ❌all the time🕓
Anyway😬
This plan dude? Nah😫😫😫😫
There's no way 🙅🏻♂️we can take out that chocobo 🐤with one 360 drop kick 🤜🏻
We'll need at least two 🤜🏻🤛🏻
I don't think these guys👯♂️understand 🤷🏻♂️
The power of the 360 drop kick🤜🏻
It's wack 😵man😱😱😱😱😱
It's a privilege 🎩not a right 👏🏻u 👏🏻gotta 👏🏻earn 👏🏻it
Not just anyone💩 can 360 drop kick🤜🏻🤛🏻
Like that 12 year old 👶🏻over there👈🏻
Nah ❌dude he can't ❌do it💀
I can't even do it🤔
All I can do is plan 📈mediocre sleepovers😴
It's my favorite👆🏻 pastime activity 💼🦐🌈
U wanna see my planner📝
✨✨✨It's got sparkles ✨✨✨
I think it's great 🙌🏻🙌🏻
So yeah to conclude 🤖
Fuck🖕🏻 this plan🤧
I'm gonna go get a Burger🍔King👑
Oh wait😔
Burger🍔King👑burger🍔
You don't get a Burger🍔King👑
If only
There was a Burger🍔King👑around here ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
Why is there only Safeway🍇here🤔
Wait😮
What's a Safeway 🍇
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Dissidia Final Fantasy Tent Camping
Humor(SHITPOST) chaos and cosmos are cheap as all hell they couldn't afford getting the dissidians nice lounging so they're in tents these tents they're a mile away from Safeway which is their only food source but when access to the safeway is threate...
