“SANS!!! Get down here you lazy bones! We need to meet frisk in the forest!!!”
“ok ok, I'm coming pap, go on ahead, I'll catch up to you, I promise.”
“I'm holding you to that brother.”
Papyrus says as walks out the door, closing it behind him. Sans and papyrus are going to a picnic in the forest with frisk and their friends
“ welp, better get goin or paps is gonna freak”
sans says a few minutes later as he puts on his hoodie
“Better take a shortcut”
He teleports to the edge of the forest, looking down the path.
“guess I'm walking from here”
He says as he walks halfway through the forest, but then…
“howdy friend, I'm flowey but… Who am I kidding? you know who I am don't you?”
Flowey says popping out of the ground
“heh heya BUD long time no SEED enjoying the surface?”
“don't get cute!”
“aww you think I'm cute?”
“grraugh!!!”
flowey grumbles as sans jokes around with him
“ anyways I have something for you trashbag”
Sans glows his eye
“oh? And what might that be?”
sans says, suddenly, Flowey throws a seed at him from behind
*-0.5* heh OH YOU'VE GOT IT COMING NOW WEED!!!
sans yells angrily
“nah I think I'll pass, have fun trash bag, HEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”
Flowey laughs as he pops back into the ground
“wonder what that was all about? Oh well, I guess I better shortcut the rest of the way so I don't run into that weed again. But first. I gotta take a short detour”
Sans teleports to his hot dog stand on the way to heal up
“Huh… why do I feel weird all of a sudden?
Oh well… I guess being attacked by a weed doesn't help with my health very much does it?”
Sans says to himself as he teleports to his friends
“S-sans where have you been?”
Says Alphys
“Yea punk we've been waiting all morning, we're starving!!!”
*Undyne yells in rage*
“Eh nowhere, just ran into a little… “pest” on the way”
“Well… At least you're here”
Papyrus sighs
“Heheheh well glad I could KETCHUP”
Sans says holding out a bottle of ketchup
Let's eat!
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