Samsquatch the liar

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Dec. 17, 2019

Y/n has logged on.

Y/n has created chatroom.

Dean has logged on.

Samsquatch has logged on.

Gabriel has logged on.

Charlie has logged on.


Charlie: Sup bitches

Y/n: Heyyyyyy!

Dean: Hey Charlie, Y/n, but who's Samsquatch?

Samsquatch: Your brother...

Dean: Which one? Adam, Sam, or Y/n?

Y/n: OKAY WHAT THE FUCK?! FIRST OFF I'M RIGHT HERE! SECOND, MY USERNAME IS Y/N! THIRD, I'M NOT A DUDE!

Dean: Oops.

Y/n: THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY?

Y/n: JUST OOPS!

Y/n: I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU! THAT'S NOT REMOTELY FUNNY!

Dean: Wow hitting me with a triple text...

Y/n: WHAT THE HELL?

Y/n: YOU CALLED ME A DUDE AND YOUR WORRIED ABOUT ME TRIPLE TEXTING YOU?!

Y/n: I'LL QUADRUPLE TEXT YOU DIPSHIT!

Y/n: Beep beep its me bitch.

Charlie: Well this is awkward...

Samsquatch: You get used to it after a while.

Charlie: So what's with the name Samsquatch?

Samsquatch: Please don't call me that...

Gabriel: It sounds adorable Samwich. ;3 <3

Charlie: Something tells me Gabriel did this to you :)))

Samsquatch: I lost a bet against him...

Charlie: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? YOU KNOW HE ALWAYS FINDS A WAY TO WIN!

Y/n: Dean where are you...

Y/n: I will find you...

Y/n: You can't hide forever.

Y/n: Hello....

Samsquatch: Y/n, Dean called Cas to take him away from you. He's not in the bunker.

Y/n: THAT FUCKING WEASEL I WILL FIND YOU DEAN!

Y/n has left chatroom.

Gabriel: Now that she's gone, Sam come brush my hair.

Samsquatch: Fine...

Charlie: Wait was that Gabriel giving Sam Winchester orders and Sam following his orders? Oh are you two dating?

Samsquatch: WHAT?! HELL NO! NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!

Dean: Is Y/n gone?

Charlie: Yup! Just us four.

Dean: Oh okay.

Gabriel: Oh my gosh you guys if you ever need a slave use Samwich, he will do anything.

Charlie: Uh....okay then...

Dean: Wait what the hell is going on between you two?

Samsquatch: Nothing! It's nothing I swear!

Gabriel: Why are you lying Sammy? You were the one begging for me to be dominate over you.

Charlie: OHHHHH SH*T!!!!!

Dean:....Uh Sammy I think its time for the talk...

Samsquatch: WHAT! ME AND GABRIEL WILL NEVER BE TOGETHER! Plus Dean you already gave me 'The talk' when I was like 12.

Dean: I wasn't talking about that talk, I meant the talk about being with an angel.

Samsquatch: OH MY FUCKING GOD WE ARE NOT TOGETHER! WE'RE NOT DATING!

Gabriel: Yup... okay... keep lying....

Charlie: I'm going to leave now...

Charlie has left chatroom.

Dean: Sam me and you will have a talk later, but I have to go Y/n found me.

Dean has left chatroom.

Gabriel: Just me and Samsquatch the liar.

Samquatch: I'm not a liar!

Gabriel: Yes you are! You won't tell no one we're dating! You're Samquatch the liar!

Samsqutach: We aren't even dating!

Gabriel: Uh, huh, keep telling yourself that... I'll be on your bed waiting.

Gabriel has left chatroom.

Samsquatch: Oh my god... we aren't together!

Samsquatch has left chatroom.


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