This small chappy is just for fun so yeah.
Anything you can do, I can do better.
I can do everything better than you.
No, you can't.
Yes, I can.
No, you can't.
yes, I can.
no, you can't.
yes, I can!
Author-san:*walks by the couch*
Pollution-kun:*sighs* I don't get why people like you! You're weird!
Author-san: (where did ya hear that from?) Well, I'm not weirder than you.
Pollution-kun:At least I can do things better than you.
Author-san:No, you can't so stop lying to yourself.
Pollution-kun:Yes, I can and I have proof.
Anything you can be, I can be greater.
Sooner or later I'm greater than you.
No, you're not.
Yes, I am.
No, you're not.
Yes, I am.
No, you're not!.
Yes, I am, Yes, I am!
Author-san:It's not like you have the guts to show anyways.
Pollution-kun:Oh yeah? I can shout it out if I wanted to because it's true that I'm greater than you.
Author-san:Hah, no you're not.
Pollution-kun:I know for sure that I am.
Author-san:Well then, I dare you.
I can shoot a partridge, with a single cartridge.
I can get a sparrow, with a bow and arrow.
I can live on bread and cheese.
And only on that?
Yes.
So can a rat!
Pollution-kun:*chuckles* I can kill a bird without doing anything.
Author-san:Ok, that's just cruel.
Pollution-kun:I'm practically everywhere!
Author-san:Even on bread and cheese?
Pollution-kun:Well, yes!
Author-san:Yo, Reah!
Reah:Yeah!
Author-san: I just found out that a rat is in our gang!
Reah:I already know!
Pollution-kun:*growls*
Any note you can reach, I can go higher.
I can sing anything higher than you.
No, you can't.
Yes, I can.
No, you can't.
Yes, I can.
No, you can't.
Yes, I can.
No, you can't.
Yes, I can.
No, you can't.
Yes, I CAN!
Pollution-kun:Well, I can say or sing any note waaay higher than your low tone of voice.
Author-san:Go on.
Pollution-kun:*sings in a high note* Seeee?
Author-san:*sings in a higher octave* I can't see but can heaaaar.
Pollution-kun:*sings in a higher note*I can sing higher than youuuuu.
Author-san:*sings in a higher note* No, you caaan't.
Pollution-kun:*sings in a higher note* Yes, I caaaan.
Author-san:*takes a deep breathe and sings in a higher octave* NO, YOU CAAAAAAN'T!
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Ask Earth-chan and friends
SonstigesI didn't see any 'ask Earth-chan' books in wattpad so I decided to do one. Dares and questions are obviously in this book. Don't hesitate to ask any question. Earth-chan and her friends will try and answer all questions. P.s the cover and Earth-chan...
