Back in time

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The_epicduck: Hey, it's me again. My question is this: If you could go back in time in exchange for some of your life, (Ex. Go back 10 minutes, but lose 10 minutes of your lifespan) would you ever do it?

Earth-chan:*thinks for a while* I-I don't th-think so? I d-don't really w-want to. Wh-what a-about you g-guys?

Mercury-chan:OH I WOULD! I WOULD GO BACK TO THE TIME I GET TO GET AS MUCH SWEET BROWN STUFF AND GET LOTS MORE THAN I DID!!!

Author-san:SAME BRO! HIGH FREAKIN HIGH, MAH MAN!!!* raises hand*

Mercury-chan:*High fives Author-san and chuckles*

Hori:I would to fix my wrong decisions. Aaaand maybe to mess around you guys.

Author-san:*slaps a fake moustache above her mouth and does that thinking pose* Wise answer, mah man.

Sun-senpai:I would do the same, Hori. Fixing your mistakes means that you have learned something from that mistake.

Author-san:*strokes fake moustache* Hmmmmm, good reply, Sun-senpai. What about you Uranus-chan.

Uranus-chan:*thinks*...........Maybe not. I mean, the past is too far from the present, if you know what I mean.

Author-san:*does a thinking pose and nods* Mhmm, smart.

Eclipse-kun:Hmmmmm, I might go back to the time Night Earth-Kun and I tried to throw popcorn on Author-san and Earth-chan but missed both.

Night Earth-kun:Shhhhshhhhhhhhh. That was a secret!

Eclipse-kun:*realized what he had said* oh shoot.

Author-san:POPCORN!!! FREAKIN POPCOOOOOORN!!! NO WASTIN' FOOD!

Earth-chan:I-it's ok, A-author-san.

Author-san:ok, but you two, don't waste popcorn.

Eclipse-kun and Night Earth-Kun:*rolls eyes* Yeees, moooom.

Author-san:*gasp* It's not mom, it's mother

Eclipse-kun and Night Earth-Kun:(You've gotta be kidding me)

Jupiter-chan:I don't think I should go back in time. I have no regrets.

Author-san:*slaps two other fake moustaches on eyebrows* hmmmmmm, good good.

Eclipse-kun:What the actual fuc-

Nasa-kun:SHHHHHHHH NO SWEARIN'

Author-san:I AGREE. KEEP YOUR MOUTH CLEAN, CHILD!

Eclipse-kun:I'M NOT YOUR CHILD!

Author-san:Oh really? How?

Eclipse-kun:I'm waaaay older than you.

Author-san:......................Anyways, what about you Nasa-kun and Venus-chan? Would you go back in time?

Nasa-kun:Maybe. I would, just to fix my mistake of making THAT robot.

Author-san:oh.......never speak of it again.

Venus-chan:*takes a selfie* I haven't taken a selfie in a long time. Well, I wouldn't go back in time. It'll be a pain to go back to the present.

Author-san:*strokes eyebrow moustaches* Mhmm, that's correct.

Night Earth-kun:Where did you get those moustaches anyways?

Author-san:My imagination. But I want one. *pouts*

Pollution-kun:Oh don't pout. It's sad to see you pout.

Author-san:*flings to the other side of the room* Are you sick? What happened? Why are you suddenly so nice? Did you bump your head?

Pollution-kun:(UmberNight threatened me with a turtle and other stuff!) Oh, uh, no. Are you ok? You kinda just flung to the other side of the room.

Author-san:*blinks in shock* Well, it's good to see that you aren't flirting with us again.

Hori:Anyways, what happened to Reah?

Author-san:Huehue, good thing ya asked. She's currently 'hanging out' with Meteor-kun. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

(A/n:In reality, she didn't respond to the question asked by Theepicduck sooooooo....yeaaaaah. SORRY MARIZ!)

Eclipse-kun:Dammit! That lucky guy gets a girl while Night Earth-Kun and I are still single.

Author-san:What do you mean? You have each other.

Night Earth-kun:We're not gay.

Eclipse-kun:NO. HOMO. BRO. NO. HOMO.

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